Famous for fifteen minutes

[Yoshimax]

Worst game ive ever had on live, was one of the first games i played, i was playing Wolfenstein and this deep south american sounding bloke was makeing a noise that was really un-human sounding like a pig squeeling then saying things along the lines of "Squeal like a pig boy."

To this day I'm not sure if he actualy had a pig with him or if he was just really good at animal impresions but it totaly freaked me out

He was doing a scene from a film called "deliverance" starring Burt Reynolds - Watch it and fear every & any rednecks you ever meet in your life

[dataDave]

Oh man, that was funny last week, me and a few others were in a GRAW lobby when someone from here started getting grief from his misses - then we started rubbing it with comments such as "You're not getting any tonight then. etc etc..".

Then he vanished for some lambastement....

Then we wondered if his voice output was fed over his speakers too.

[Mr Pump]

"I could understand you if you spoke English"

Oddly I quite often get accused of being "a f~@king Australian"

[Crisp_Rapper]

^ Another Halo2 memory (could have a thread just about that) was the time Boris had some comedy clown-type music ringtone on his phone. We were playing Assault I think and the four of us would be standing at our base, the other team would come charging forward and this hilarious tune would kick in - They must've heard it too as they approached - thinking about that made it 3x funnier.

Classic.

i'm in tears remembering that... amazing stuff. remember the hulk sound thingy he had? how **** was that?

halo2 has been the funniest game i've ever played, please keep it up. CoD2 tonight will be all the more comical if i can find things to amuse me sound effects wise.

[Gerry Helmet]

That was class, Skiver kicked it off then I got landed in their team XD.

Another time playing on Cointainment, Started off got in a Hog and this weegie started shouting "were are you going" I replied "Your Maws House"... Silence then "I'm gonna stab you ya ****er then 12 minutes of him threatening to stab me come to my house and stab me etc, Everytime I would reply with "your maw" in some form or another and he would fly of the handle.

I love trash talking on live.

[dataDave]

This is ****. People keep jumping from one game to another and I can't afford to keep up.

Already spent ?100 last week on Live! games. +?130 for Samsho4 + ?160 for DS lite + Metroid. +?60 on PSP games...

FFXI was much cheaper.

Started off got in a Hog and this weegie started shouting "were are you going" I replied "Your Maws House"...

LMAO!! It's almost worth building a 'hog just so you could see the astonishment on his face as you pull up outside his maws in a warthog.

I'm ****ing skint but I'm buying halo 2 this week, somehow, even if I've to steal an in-car CD player.

[Crisp_Rapper]

?160 for DS lite + Metroid.

how's your brain?

[dataDave]

how's your brain?

I dunno yet! I've yet to even try a DS lite! It may be up for sale shortly after it arrives. It'll only take me 2-5 mins to try it out.

[Paleface]

Ah yes. Hulk Hands and the silly ringtone. Remember it well.

[Mr Pump]

Already spent ?100 last week on Live! games. +?130 for Samsho4 + ?160 for DS lite + Metroid. +?60 on PSP games...

I reckon you've MMORPG withdrawal symptoms, there's a serious craving going on. Bet you decide you don't like any of them too

[Crisp_Rapper]

the silly ringtone.

it was the tune from the simpsons episode when homer goes to clown college wasn't it? he dreams about it and everyone he sees is a clown... the bit where his section is on fire, people roll into his room on fire, his brain turns them into clowns doing clowny things with the music in the background.

[Commander Marklar]

"Do do do do do do do do do do"

</circus music>

[Kevvy Metal]

Here is my contribution -

Rainbow Six 3 in a full room with lots of people dead, waiting for the next round can produce some funny moments.

The best was when two guys from the US joined our lobby. one guy said - "Play that mother****in' hot lick bitch play it!!" and a blaringly loud guitar solo with loads of effects and **** blasted through the headset. this guy was amazing like Eddie Van Halen I asked him how he did it - he used a multi jack and plugged the output of an amp modeller AND his head set into the joypad.

We would play games where he would run around snipping people in the head screaming " How'd you like that mother****er!" then busting a huge riff!

I ****ing wet myself.

[tbm]

i was once called the "king of homos" in a team slayer match on, yep you guessed it, Halo 2. gotta love that witty american youth


tbm.

[erhgiez]

The very brief time I spent on xbox live was on DOA4, our 1mb line from ntl was being split 3 ways so wasnt much chance of it being a "smooth ride", anyway me unbeknown that I was gonna be holding Lagfest 2006 proudly stumble into a lobby and parktake in a bit of fistycuffs, I was quite shocked when a bunch of angry scots descended upon me with a lot of abusive talk, saying they were all gonna neg me, I just told em to stop drinking Buckfast.

And there was the other guy I met on live who could only say ".......hmmmmm...." like the old guy in ninja gaiden, thats all he would say, made me laugh