PlayStation 5 Pro

[hudson]

That's my type of dad joke. The more silly and dragged through the mud, the better.

[QualityChimp]

Dad joke update:

->Open Spoiler<-

1. "A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian responds, 'They're right behind you!'"
2. "I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
3. "Norway puts barcodes on the side of all its ships, so they can Scandinavian when they get back."
4. "How do you stop your dog from barking in your back garden? Put it in your front garden."
5. "Why was the pyromaniac so happy today? Because he got fired."
6. "What is E.T. short for? Just has little legs, I guess."
7. "What’s Al Gore’s favorite type of math? Algorithms."
8. "Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months."
9. "Where should a king keep his armies? In his sleevies."
10. "How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler."
11. "What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph."
12. "What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
13. "A photon checks into a hotel. The concierge asks, 'Sir, can I take your luggage?' To which the photon replies, 'I don't have any, I'm traveling light.'"
14. "Why did the pirate spend so long saying the alphabet? Because he spent months at C."
15. "You hear the story about the kid who fell down the well? It was a real tragedy. Turns out the kid couldn't see that well."
16. "What kind of dog can do magic? A Labracadabrador."
17. "Do you know why they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in there."
18. "What do you call a short buffalo? A buffalow."

[fishbowlhead]

Must not look at spoiler tags, I know there’s Christmas cracker level jokes hidden within.

[egparadigm]

I’d say they’re well above cracker level and work all year round!

[Neon Ignition]

https://www.eurogamer.net/lies-of-p-developer-details-playstation-5-pro-enhancements

[fishbowlhead]

Another one for the list, Pro enhanced games are definitely gathering pace nicely.

exit. Helldivers2 now confirmed getting Pro enhancement, toot toot.

https://www.videogamer.com/news/helldivers-2-ps5-pro-support-confirmed-by-arrowhead-in-future-update/

No confirmation on exactly what their doing but at least its coming.


Rise of the Ronin confirmed for Pro support as well now.

[Neon Ignition]

PlayStation 5 faceplates aren't compatible with PS5 Pro, Sony confirms | Eurogamer.net

[fishbowlhead]

PlayStation 5 faceplates aren't compatible with PS5 Pro, Sony confirms | Eurogamer.net

To be expected really.

[QualityChimp]

*cancels preorder*

[Neon Ignition]

And:

https://streamable.com/h88zbc

[hudson]

If MH Wilds don't run 60FPS on that thing then you can buy it a sex swing. All it will be good for.

[fishbowlhead]

Year just go ahead and cancel those pre orders guys, no one is buying this thing

[hudson]

damn you cant say anything with these blind PS Pro buyers im jealous of...

[fishbowlhead]

I'm only joking. One thing i'm not sure of is how it stands level in horizontal mode, with the disk drive on? is there a little latch on the end of the console to level it out?

[fishbowlhead]

Well my cards been charged for the Pro but PSDirect is down so can’t check on the status of the order, plus the anniversary DS hasn’t been charged either, hopefully that item hasn’t been cancelled.

edit. Anniversary controller isn’t till the 21st that’s why.