Warning, Nintendo style

[parkinho]

Taken from the Japanese manual, made me laugh anyway!

[ascender]

Lol, I love that. I can only hope our manuals have the same pics in them!

[stainboy]

That's telling you the wrong way to hit your mate in the face, what you need to do is aim it so that shard of glass sticks in his eye

[Nembot]

ROFL!

[Mayhem]

[Biggs]

Don't make love with your Wii


Don't use the Wii as a hat


Don't spill your early morning urine on the Wii


Don't grow plants in your Wii

[MattyD]

Caption competition - NOW!

[MattyD]

Anonymous Sony Girl* finally gave Tim Rogers what he deserved. That's the last time he'd ever, ever complain about bacon in the hospitality salad.

* What ever happened to her, anyway?

[Leon Retro]

The guy in pink looks really happy that he's just smashed the other guys face in!

Maybe it should have another warning?

" Don't wear glasses when playing multi-player, in case mad friend smashes you in the face, and blinds you! "

Japanese manuals are usually hilarious, and this one delivers more laughs than usual.

What is with the four leaf clover?

[Leon Retro]

For some reason I'm thinking ' Obi-Wan Wii '



" Yeah... I've got a Wii! " .. kid then falls over... " Noooo. my Wii is broken! "

Much crying ensues, until the parents take the machine back to the store and demand it was already smashed to pieces in the box.

Miyamoto then pops-up and smashes the father in the face with a Wiimote!

[MikeRox]

Don't Wee on your Wii.

[MarkyB]

http://youtouchmywiiwii.ytmnd.com/

good laugh that

[DeathAdder]

There were some good ones in the DS manual as well - one warning you not to pick your ears with the stylus if I remember rightly.

[Concept]

That four leaf clover picture has to be the strangest.

I mean... come on! What were they taking when they decided to include that in the manual?

Don't grow flowers in your Wii? Don't insert flowers? Don't invite Pikmin into your house? Don't plant your Wii in the backgarden? Take your Wii to the local gardener should it suddently start sprouting new fangled organisms?

[Spatial]

With no shame, stolen from elsewhere