Yeah, you! Hate you like on a fundamental, misanthropic level. Like hate the spaces between your atoms. Like would go back in time to punch your grandaddy in the balls.
The prosecution brings (obvious) Exhibit A:

Takeshi no Chousenjou [Takeshi's Challenge] (Famicom)
You know this one. Sing karaoke again and again. Don't touch the game for an hour. A boss that's undefeatable for all intents and purposes. Takeshi, he laugh with expressionless dead eyes long and hard at you, Famicom Boy, because he hate you. Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence!
It's often been surmised that this game is a cruel joke on gamers by Takeshi and it's not hard to see why. Almost abstract in its misery.
Exhibit B:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (PC)
Harlan Ellison, that infamous sci-fi firebrand midget, designed this old DOS effort based on one of his celebrated short stories. In case you didn't know, Mr. Ellison notoriously is a potty-mouthed chap who likes to sue everyone for ripping him off. He also hates the intarwebs and PC "hackers" who hang about said nebulous place, for he believes they have caused the death of the artist and are probably ripping him off this very second.
Hence, the game of IHNMAIMS is inhumanely, brutally difficult to the point where it's impossible to beat without the infinite patience to repeat the same actions, Groundhog Day-style, over and over again (but without having a clue which bit you've done wrong and will make you have to repeat the whole thing ad nauseum) or without simply playing through with an FAQ.
Basically, in the game an insane supercomputer makes you confront your worst fears. Because it hates you. The voice of the supercomputer is Harlan Ellison himself. He voiced it himself because he hates you.
The prosecution brings (obvious) Exhibit A:

Takeshi no Chousenjou [Takeshi's Challenge] (Famicom)
You know this one. Sing karaoke again and again. Don't touch the game for an hour. A boss that's undefeatable for all intents and purposes. Takeshi, he laugh with expressionless dead eyes long and hard at you, Famicom Boy, because he hate you. Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence!
It's often been surmised that this game is a cruel joke on gamers by Takeshi and it's not hard to see why. Almost abstract in its misery.
Exhibit B:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (PC)
Harlan Ellison, that infamous sci-fi firebrand midget, designed this old DOS effort based on one of his celebrated short stories. In case you didn't know, Mr. Ellison notoriously is a potty-mouthed chap who likes to sue everyone for ripping him off. He also hates the intarwebs and PC "hackers" who hang about said nebulous place, for he believes they have caused the death of the artist and are probably ripping him off this very second.
Hence, the game of IHNMAIMS is inhumanely, brutally difficult to the point where it's impossible to beat without the infinite patience to repeat the same actions, Groundhog Day-style, over and over again (but without having a clue which bit you've done wrong and will make you have to repeat the whole thing ad nauseum) or without simply playing through with an FAQ.
Basically, in the game an insane supercomputer makes you confront your worst fears. Because it hates you. The voice of the supercomputer is Harlan Ellison himself. He voiced it himself because he hates you.
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