The Uneventful Life of Me

[JP]

While we're on the subject of public crappers...

My brother in law has a story from a few years back where he was using one in a bus station and the door couldn't be locked. He was the only person in the bog so felt fairly safe to take his time.

After a couple of minutes he heard footsteps on the stone stairs so paused to see what would happen. It went silent for a bit and his door started opening slowly so he kicked it to hear a scream, crying and somebody running away.

He carefully opened the door to see an ice cream cone splattered all over the floor and a flake over by the stairs!!!

It had obviously been some kid wanting to use the bog, feeling a bit nervous so they edged the door open to be greeted by their ice cream mysteriously exploding all over them!

...well I laughed anyway!

Anyway, my point is...actually I don't have one! I think that was teh whole thing really, I'll leave now!

[bignige]

if they can't get their toilets right, then how the hell am I meant to trust their food?!

Do you really think any of the staff actually wash the their hands whether the sinks work or not?!!

[HaHaUK]

Do you really think any of the staff actually wash the their hands whether the sinks work or not?!!

Don't the staff have special sinks with the standard taps?!

[HaHaUK]

Do It Yourself

Had to build a bookcase today, and only realised how unfit I was from all the strength the bloody thing required. I thought it would be pretty simple to do, as I've done a few of them before, but this one seemed to take a lot more power than I remembered the others requiring.

Took me the best of four hours, and by the end of it I was completely shattered. My legs hurt, back is aching, and both my hands and arms feel awfully weak.

Now I need to find myself a girlfriend because I don't think I can 'do it myself' anymore.