Making up Wario Ware mini games in your head

[Ady]

I risk sounding like a total loon writing this but what the hell.

RedEye was right, though. You do.

Admit it. Having played Wario Ware, you went about your every day life making up mini-games in your head as you went along, or relating real-life circumstances to actual WW games.

For instace, every time I see a girl with a full head of hair, I imagine being the barber deftly snipping it all off.

Or you make them up.

A fly landed on my leg: 'Swat!', I thought.

I'm walking through a crowded street: 'Dodge!'

I'm carrying drinks to a table from the bar: 'Manouvre!'

etc etc...

This game is so damn infectious it really should be illegal.

Anyway, I'm sure you've done the same, so tell me about the little WW games you've made up in your head.

'Write!'

[Sarkster]

aftert playing too much WW one time. I made a sandwich WarioWare style.

started by spreading the Flora using only 3 swipes of the knife across each slice of bread.

Then I cut my cucumber as fast and fearlessly as possible with the sharpest knife i could find (scary)

then i dropped the peices of chicken onto the sandwich from a height, I then followed up by applying salad cream from a height too, except to make it more challenging, i moved the chopping board from left to right (with the sandwich on it).

Once I had cut the sandwich at mad speeds I then completed the WWness of it all by eating the sandwich in as few bites as possible (ie, stuffing your mouth to cheek-tearing proportions with each bite)

I recommend this method!

[JibberX]

three seconds to write this po

[Oh! My Car!]

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