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**polygon_monkey** · 05-09-2003, 09:27

Thanks.

It'll be tommorow till I can download it though. It's the work "Away Day" today so I'll be getting very drunk tonight.

edit : I've emailed my flatmate asking him to download it for me. I hope he will.

**JammyD** · 05-09-2003, 11:33

That was good, Dave Perry looks like such a bad loser. " I was set up

"

**Jakeway** · 05-09-2003, 12:38

glad you liked it... did it play ok and did you think it was a good rip?

Also you will see I made it a bit more to the widescreen side as 4:3 is starting to look weird. Oh, I Forgot to say this files is 200mb.. so good luck 56k'ers

**JammyD** · 05-09-2003, 13:05

Yeah, it looked and played great, first time I've watched Gamesmaster.
I can see why people miss Dominik Diamond so much on TV.

**Vaipon** · 05-09-2003, 13:11

Dave Perry is a tit. I remember the ripping we used to give him in the imp[ort games shop I worked in. He was a laughing stock, and any customers who said otherwise were "educated" and left hating him as much as we all did.

Gonna download that movie just to laugh at him and his silly bandana.

**dataDave** · 05-09-2003, 13:46

I'd love to see old Pezzer wearing the 'Blue Rogues' bandana you get with the Eternal Arcadia box set - now that would be funny. LOL.

Where the hell is he now? Is he dead or something? It'd be ace if he were the manager of a GAME somewhere.

**Goemon** · 05-09-2003, 13:53

Thanks a lot....

I loved GM, pure hilarity!

Dave Perry was a classic chunner! Watching him lose was super sweet!

Check out this Dave Perry website, A1 cock!

http://www.gamesanimal.com/

**Vaipon** · 05-09-2003, 15:10

Just watched that vid, and Domonik Diamond was a genuinely funny bloke. Since Gamesmaster finished, I've only seen him a couple of times on TV, but he's been just as witty. He was providing commentry on a few Sky programmes about pop bitches/divas I think. I wish they gave him another show, although I suspect tv producers see him as a bit of a loose cannon and don't want to risk it.

Anyway, about the show. My favorite bits were:

Dave Perry losing his Mario64 challenge was sweet. What an idiot. LOL. He was set up? Absolutely amazing. Domonik says that he's the number 1 rated gamesplayer in britain and that Mario64 is the biggest game there is, and he's crap at it.

Domonik ****ting himself on the rollercoaster. "That camera better have worked because there is no way I'm doing this again"

The japanese cosplay guy. "He's got a pair of pants.... on his head.... pants!!!" "Amazing"

And my favorite bit: Domonik and another guy supplying some of the most filthy inuendo while Zoe Ball was playing the motorcycle game.

ZB: "I'm terrified of motorbikes, but I like it at the back"
DD: "Erm... hehe... enough said"

DD: "Right, Zoe er if you'd like to get your leg over this fine machine"

DD: "Err, a lovely bunch she's got right up her bum"
Other presenter: "Right this is a wide corner"
DD: "Oh no, it slipped inside her... a couple of inches slipped inside zoe there, but she's managed to knock one of them off"
OP: "She's gonna have to get a grip on that throttle control and get her thies wrapped around completely" (zoe looks disgusted by this)

DD: "So what went wrong there Zoe?"
ZB: "I was listening to you!!"
DD: "You're not the first woman to be amazed by my scottish charm"
ZB: "Who writes your lines?"
DD: "I make it up. I feel it inside about here (points to heart), well sometimes a bit lower actually, and it just comes out).

Bloody fantastic.

BTW, is that Dave Perry "Animal" website for real, or a piss-take. LOL. How up himself is that guy?

**Jakeway** · 05-09-2003, 16:32

The magazine had interviews with Domonik Diamond, Dave Perry and Sir Patrick Moore plus some other people.

Poor Scans:
Page01
Page02
Page03
Page04

This was the first GamesMaster mag I bought in like 5 years, and I only bought it for the DVD, but I think it was worth it.

**bwi** · 06-09-2003, 13:23

thanks for making that available mate.

Bri

**Ravon** · 06-09-2003, 15:12

DD was well funny, loved the Zoe Ball bit.... I don't think she was very pleased...

DP on the other hand is a complete and utter knob-end, he couldn't play games to save his live.... what a dork

**Shimmyhill** · 08-09-2003, 23:02

Man bring gamesmaster back i say !

That was damm funny and DD was hilarious !!!

Dave Perry, he was a tit !! I never noticed at the time but DD was taking the piss outta him when he was doing the pre game talks !!

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