The knock and destroy every new game thread

[Supergoal]

Bring it on fellas

[Max M]

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour is rubbish because Birdo's large nose obscures the hole when I'm getting close to it...

[marcus]

I dont see the reason why people have to be so negative all the time - is this a light-hearted jokey thread or a serious one to highlight flaws in every new release?

[Max Zorin]

Surely it's a jokey comment on excessive internet negativity.....right?

[SharkAttack]

Mario Kart DD is going to be ****e. Its nothing like the previous games, but its more like the 64 game, that I didn't like but some people did, and where are the innovations that Miyamoto spoke of? Surely its not this tandem thing because that just sucks whats the point I want it to play just like the SNES version but with realistic graphics and with the tiny karts and the hop skip and jump and the boo hoo hoo.

[tankplanker]

I don't like any of the street fighter games, there are too many buttons, prehaps it would be better off being like kirby airride, just one button. Plus its in 2D, for gods sake who plays 2D games these days, why not make it like GTA3 while your busy converting it to 3D. And fireballs, they aren't real you know, so why are they in the game? And, why when I'm playing with Ryu does he have to let everyone else win, surely everyone knows hes the hardest man alive?

[C']

Gamez are the SuX0r!!!!11!!!!1!

[ukplumber]

That Metal Arms has Robots in it!!! How 1980's is that. They'll make it into a Cel shaded FPS next. ft:

[Garibaldi Biscuit]

I dont see the reason why people have to be so negative all the time - is this a light-hearted jokey thread or a serious one to highlight flaws in every new release?

You're demonstrating some American understanding of the word irony there bud. This is an ( un )subtle attempt to dig at people who are outrageous enough to find fault with the latest AAA titles, as everyone knows unless you love every single inch of titles like F-Zero you're a joyless, bitter twisted old bastard who only wants to puncture other people's footballs.

Obviously the total derailment of the F-Zero thread wasn't enough for some folks, on with the show!

[Dude Ranch]

FZero is **** beacuse the graphics are so good they draw my eye from the race, it's too fast compared to GT3 and there's no AX machine in Brighton.

[Supergoal]

I made this thread as a JOKE....lol

Gotcha

[marcus]

You're demonstrating some American understanding of the word irony there bud. This is an ( un )subtle attempt to dig at people who are outrageous enough to find fault with the latest AAA titles, as everyone knows unless you love every single inch of titles like F-Zero you're a joyless, bitter twisted old bastard who only wants to puncture other people's footballs.

Right, seeing as I find it so hard to understand the point of threads these days I felt compelled to ask, to avoid further confusion.

My entry -

FZero GX is a useless game as there is not one monkey in it.

Hey this pointless criticism lark is fun!

[Chadruharazzeb]

Ace Combat 04 stinks as there is no Sopwith Camel.

[Supergoal]

I find all Final Fantasy games utter toss..

Winning Eleven is toss unlike FIFA games

[Super Stu]

Japanese games are amazing, clearly eclipsing their western derivatives.