Funniest Online Deathmatch Usernames?

[egparadigm]

I've seen some funny names online with Goldeneye Wii. A lot of them making food references, like Stealthy Taco or "a watermelon". Some people having fun with the comments when you're killed by them, e.g. "You were eliminated by the best", etc.

Today's interesting one: Gas pRiCes.

What are the funniest usernames you've seen?

[Decider-VT]

Not a deathmatch, but Motorstorm: Pacific Rift lobbies were always fun when you entered them with "DateRape737" on voice chat.

[averybluemonkey]

Back at uni one of my friends decided to play around with some of the different hacks available for Counter-Strike, I was round there one evening before he got VACS banned and we griefed a couple ofservers. In one the guys were getting really agitated as there were no admins around but that didn't stop them constantly typing "kick __username__." I changed his username to "my ass" and that kept us amused for a good 15 minutes as the whole room errupted in people typing "kick my ass" over and over again.

[fuse]

"his gay lover" used to make me giggle each time it'd come up in Quakeworld

[egparadigm]

Uncle Buck
T-rot-risk96 (tooth rot??)

[charlesr]

In the Broken Live version of Burnout 3 on the Xbox, everyone seemed to call themselves "your mum".

[dataDave]

WoW had some classics, considering you're stuck with your name unless you want to pay a tenner to change it...

Nightwank & Spunkbubble (in the same 2v2 team no less)

[endo]

There's some chap I've seen hosting endless battle lobbies on SSIV fairly regularly going by the handle A BEARS GASH (his caps, not mine).

[egparadigm]

Some guy on last night going by the name Smooth Mango. Might as well call yourself Juicy Bits.

Another of those 'clever' names was someone called 'yourself'.

[Mayhem]

I've seen a ton of the usual names including variants on "snipe" and "boss" and "killer", so anything else tends to stand out. Like "Agitated Pigeon", who was on my team one game in Gears 2 heh...

[Vaenom]

I used to play Quake 3 as "his own penis" sometimes after a few beers. "snipebosskiller was railed by his own penis" etc...

[Brad]

First psn name I ever saw online was OrribleK**t but with un rather then **

Me and my mate couldn't stop laughing.

[egparadigm]

Smokey Bacon
E.Coli
Double Chin

The last one wins brownie points for an excellent Bondian attempt.

[Golgo]

'User_Name_Taken' made me chuckle.

[charlesr]

There was a "gayvegan" kicking ass on MW2 last night. I guess at least it stops the twerps who mumble on about "you fag". Gettin your ass handed to you by a gay vegan can't be easy to take for some of the people on there