NEW CRAZY TAXI GAME!!!!

[Lebowski]

Next gen Crazy Taxi, massive City, crazy stunts, Arcade Style gameplay, sounds great

Forget that how about Crazy Taxi as a free to play ios endless runner

http://kotaku.com/new-crazy-taxi-game-doesnt-seem-nearly-crazy-enough-1543717181

[Guts]

Is this trailer an example of the world-famous German humour?












(no racist)

[Golgo]

Ooh, my favourite Sega arcade game ever (after Outrun and Afterburner), having it's face rubbed in the fetid turdulent swamp of mobile F2P. I'm happy to be a gamer today!

[Dogg Thang]

Sega got their top people in a room and said "it's time to make some ker-azy money!". And then put dollar signs on the taxi and made it a F2P game and then sacrificed a child to their dark god, Gordon Gecko.

[wakka]

Huhuhuhaaaaaawright let's check out how you did today.

Class E license Sega. I'm giving you a Class E.

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[Dogg Thang]

On the plus side, it looks godawful so those of us not entertaining the whole F2P notion will likely not be missing anything. Makes me want to break out my DC and play a good one...

[Colin]

Did I hear the words "on rails!"? What. The. ****.

[S3M]

Good lord, what has the world done to deserve such a horror. Sigh my dreams of a co-op and vs multiplayer Crazy Taxi with the player stealing other peoples fares or maxing out a team high score, has long since died.

[Neon Ignition]

See... it's stuff like this that helped persuade me to change my username. Damn you Sega.

[replicashooter]

See... it's stuff like this that helped persuade me to change my username. Damn you Sega.

Wow, that really was bad. I was looking around youtube for a suitably bad video I could tote as the resurrection of Shenmue in a witty reply and could only find this:



And now I feel:



Damn you Sega, you're wrong on so many levels. Even though I still do this:



As you rape my childhood memories.

[darkangel]

No words...

Way to go to kill my gaming memories Sega, way to go.

[yesteryeargames]

Dude don't post shenmue pics they will get ideas and release shenmue 3 pinball on mobile ,

[darkangel]

Don't jinx it!

[replicashooter]

Dude don't post shenmue pics they will get ideas and release shenmue 3 pinball on mobile ,

- In that order.