Fantasy E3 2014 discussion

[Kit]

Condemned 3 - pull your finger out Sega you fools.

Half Life 3 - ....



*sigh*

Left 4 Dead 3

Basically any Source engine 2 news would be ace.

oh yeah, and...

DOOM 4!

If only even half of that list were true it would be absolutely amazing. If Nintendo really don't pull out all the big guns this E3 i will be very disappointed. Now is the time to set out its plans.

Nintendo are going to need N64 levels of awesomeness to keep the Wii U going.

I'm talking.

1080 Snowboarding 3
Some sort of goldeneye level shooter
Decent fully 3D Donkey Kong game
Proper Mario 64 sequel
New zelda
Proper Paper Mario

They're dying on their arse atm.

[dataDave]

Stuff like F-Zero and Starfox will only appeal to a small number of already existing WiiU owners. If they want to set the world on fire they need something like a Pokemon MMO. I'm personally a bit Mario'd out and could easily wait for their next machine before trying a new Mario.

[Sam The Man]

Get comfortable people because this fantasy wish list is a long one.

.Square Enix have secretly been working on a Final Fantasy VII remake albiet part time ever since they showed the tech demo for the PS3 back in 2005. They have managed to secure the largest game budget in history (250m dollars) for the project and they now plan on working on the game full time as in working 16 hour days leaving 8 hours for sleeping and eating, 7 days a week, 365 days a year for the next 4 years to create the greatest entertainment product in history. The whole world will be fully 3d including the towns which will have new areas added as being in 3d will show the towns in full so they will have to add areas where originally the camera couldnt see. Every house and room will be perfectly remade and every character major & minor will be fully voiced. It will run at 60fps in 1080p. Once finished they will then give the same treatment to Final Fantasy 8 & 9.

.Viewtiful Joe 1 & 2 HD collection and for Hideki Kamiya to announce Viewtiful Joe 3 exclusive for the Wii U

.EA Canada to announce a remake of SSX Tricky for the PS4. The game will feature 2 all new courses in the same vein as the rest of the courses. It will also feature more racers in the race and online racing.

.Team Andromeda to announce proper Panzer Dragoon Zwei and Panzer Dragoon Saga remakes and not just HD updates. Then for them to start work on a Panzer Dragoon Saga 2.

.Camelot to announce they are remaking all 3 parts of Shining Force III. After hearing about the Final Fantasy VII remake they promise people to make the Shining Force 3 remakes to the same high standards as in a full 3d world including fully redone 3d towns and confirm every character will be voiced and the games will feature a ton of extra content like secret dungeons, enemies, sidequests all running in 1080p at 60fps. One of the team members won the Euro Lottery then a few weeks later a 2nd team member won the Euro Lottery then a month later a 3rd member won the Euro Lottery. Over the following 3 months a 4th, 5th and 6th member amazingly all won the Euro Lottery. These 6 people decided to combine alot of their winnings to make these games possible.

.Skies Of Arcadia Wii U remake and a Skies Of Arcadia 2 in the works also for Wii U.

.The Apaloosa team to announce a sequel to Ecco The Dolphin Defender Of The Future for Wii U.

.Sega Saturn Bomberman to be announced for Xbox Live & PS+ which will allow people to play each other online including on the 10 player battle mode.

.Yu Suzuki to ride out onto the stage on Ryo Hazuki's Motorbike from Shenmue and to announce that despite it not being the wisest business decision he has persuaded Sony to give him 150 million dollars to make Shenmue 3 for the PS4. It will feature a huge environment set in China and although not quite as big as GTA V or the Final Fantasy VII remake that everyone has been telling him about it will be much more intricately detailed like the first Shenmue. It will be filled with plenty of things to do like Sidequests, Arcades, item collecting and jobs.

.Nintendo to announce HD updates for F-Zero GX with online racing aswel as Mario Sunshine. Nintendo to also announce Majoras Mask 3DS and Wii U Super Mario Galaxy 3 as well as announcing that a brand new 3d Pokemon game is in development for Wii U.

.Capcom to announce Powerstone 1 & 2 for Xbox Live and PS+ featuring online play followed by the announcement of Powerstone 3 which they have been working on for a while and which should be ready by the end of the year for both PS4 & Xbone.

.Intelligent Systems to announce Fire Emblem for Wii U and Advance Wars 3ds.

.Yuji Naka to announce that he and his team are making a Burning Rangers 2 for the Wii U. The game is being made on a decent budget which was made via kickstarter funding and also by the development team managing to persuade Sega to give them an amount equal to what was received from kickstarter. The game will be much longer than the first and feature online co-op play as well as many routes through the burning levels and a choice of characters with different strengths.
There will also be evil arsonist bosses in the buildings that try to torch everything that you will have to fight. The last one was held back by the Saturns technical limitations but Naka San promises this will look stunning and run at 60fps in 1080p.

.All the guys that used to make up Lobotomy Software to appear on stage and announce that they all decided to take a holiday to Egypt together a few months back and whilst there they bumped into and began chatting with a billionaire Arab who confessed to being a huge fan of their videogames back in the day and that he would be willing to give them 50 million dollars if they agreed to remake Exhumed to which they accepted. Lobotomy Software have therefor got back together to remake Exhumed for PS4 & Xbone. They promise it will look every bit as good as any other fp style game and will feature dual analogue control.

Working Designs to announce they have reformed to fully remake Sega Saturn games Dragon Force 1 & 2 on the Wii U.

I'm sure that's not too much to ask for is it?

[Brad]

The guys from Pandemic Studios wander onto the stage, holding in their hands the decapitated heads of the bigwigs at EA who were responsible for their demise in 2009. They announce PS4 remakes for Full Spectrum Warrior and the Ten Hammers sequel, including the hidden hardcore mode along with a new game - Full Spectrum Warrior : Corporation Takedown.

While we're going crazy, Inaba walks on stage and announces a proper sequel to Steel battalion : Line of contact and shows us a new controller, military grade hardware and a price tag of a grand and everyone cheers and I put a pre-order in.