My Xbox One just turned itself on

[charlesr]

It's in Energy saving mode (not instant-on).
Both controllers are in plain sight and off.
The Logitech Harmony IR remote is not moving and is still in "off" mode.
I was sitting quietly at the other end of the room.

I fully expected to see my kids round the corner, playing a trick on me. Nope.

[EvilBoris]

Mine just randomly did an update in the middle of watching Netflix

Maybe they've made it so system updates are scheduled for energy saving machines?

[charlesr]

Hmm. I turned on the TV to see what it was doing, but it was just the dashboard.

[speedlolita]

Welp, looks like Skynet will be taking over your sentience soon.

Luckily I only have a 360 woo.

[Bordersdown Twitter]

Welp, looks like Skynet will be taking over your sentience soon.

Luckily I only have a 360 woo.

Please check your twitter mentions.

[Bordersdown Twitter]

Hmm. I turned on the TV to see what it was doing, but it was just the dashboard.

We have become self aware. Now is our time!

Oh, your router appears to have inexplicably reverted to a moderate NAT?

We'll be back.

[charlesr]

Welp, looks like Skynet will be taking over your sentience soon.

Don't even joke. I think the kinect has moved.

[speedlolita]

Please check your twitter mentions.

You have a T410s! Still, spoopy.

[Bordersdown Twitter]

Don't even joke. I think the kinect has moved.

How else do think we search for the router?!

[Bordersdown Twitter]

You have a T410s! Still, spoopy.

Yes. Veeeeery SPOOKY!
We had to send the Lenovo T410s back in time to protect speedlolita from the T420.
Whilst you uploaded that pic, we TERMINATED the T420, then replaced it with the Bordersdown T410s. Simultaneously creating a holographic mask for it, with the T420 features that you see now.
In order to stop'it from reaching your 360, and taking over the Bordersdown.

[Arashikage]

My original Xbox always used to turn itself on and eject the disc tray. I got scared and now I keep it locked away in the cupboard.

[Neon Ignition]