I was amazed at the thought of being able to eat solitary grains of rice, but when I went to Japan, most the rice I was served was sticky rice, rather than what we have here, plus everyone shovels it in from 1cm away, rather than transporting solitary grains from the table to your mouth. Those cheating bastards!
SIDE NOTE:
A man goes to the doctors and explains that his penis has started to go orange.
The doctor checks there's no jaundice and asks if the man handles any chemicals at work.
The man replies "That can't be the problem, because I don't work."
The doctor asks "Then what do you do all day?"
"I watch porn and eat Wotsits."
SIDE NOTE:
A man goes to the doctors and explains that his penis has started to go orange.
The doctor checks there's no jaundice and asks if the man handles any chemicals at work.
The man replies "That can't be the problem, because I don't work."
The doctor asks "Then what do you do all day?"
"I watch porn and eat Wotsits."
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