If you haven't finished (insert game name), then you're not a real gamer (joke)

[hudson]

This is a joke of course. Humour me.

If you haven't finished Super Metroid, then you're not a real gamer :P

[kryss]

If you haven't gotten all exits on Super Mario World, you're not a real gamer.

[teddymeow]

If you can't remember what CoD games you've played you're not a real gamer...

@colin

[Dogg Thang]

If you haven’t had to go to A&E for a wrist injury due to playing Daley Thompson’s Decathlon, you’re not a real gamer.

[dataDave]

Oh crap. Mine wasn't a joke.

[hudson]

If you haven’t had to go to A&E for a wrist injury due to playing Daley Thompson’s Decathlon, you’re not a real gamer.

Dude, O, P and SPACE BAR!

[endo]

If you've never finished Ikaruga 2 player, on your own, you're not a real gamer.

[hudson]

Oh crap. Mine wasn't a joke.

Neither was mine. I was being deadly serious.

[paulus]

If you didn't ask for a refund after buying World Cup Carnival 86 then you weren't a real gamer.

[kryss]

If your mind doesn't go to World of Warcraft or similar when you hear "dp", you're not a real gamer.

[JazzFunk]

When peeps are making threads like this, then we got a case of Threadrot in the hidouse.

The only way to purge it is to post verbose guff on other threads. Let's go to work...

[dataDave]

There was me thinking the last few days have been the most civilised in around 14 years.

[JazzFunk]

I could be wrong mate, I've been on and off. I'm not really sure, tbh.

I'm only here to put the sugar in the tea.

[Finsbury Girl]

If you have never used a cigarette lighter to spam the run button on the Track and Field arcade cab then you're not a REAL gamer

[Cassius_Smoke]

If you haven't turned your car round in any racing game and driven the wrong way in an attempt to cause as much destruction as possible, you are not a true gamer.