Windows is actually more secure than Linux!

[Che Musashi]

Article!

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer effectively closed the door on any Microsoft involvement in open-source initiatives, saying that the commercial approach to software development and sales provides the best security and value to enterprise customers.
In addition, Ballmer branded open source as often a channel of last resort for software products that failed in the commercial marketplace.

Linux 'All your base are belong to us.'

[Firsty]

Monkey MAN!

[Super Stu]

Windows is actually more secure than Linux!

Only because you can get triple glazing these days with dead locks.

[Peet]

...code written randomly by some hacker in China...

Whereas Stevie and Billy have written every single line of code in Windows themselves rather than outsourced it to an army of codemonkeys in the third world. And "randomly"?

If there are problems and people do have security issues, I'm SteveB@microsoft.com. They know where to send e-mail and give somebody a hard time about it.

Uhh.. yeah. I'm sure you'll read them...


I'm hardly an open source fanatic, but this is just silly. Expect Slashdot to be all over this.

[Super Stu]

This is a jokey thread, no one will read it in the PC forum

[Che Musashi]

Agreed Stu I put in in Off topic only to find it here! Either way its newsworthy Ballmer once again proves he is a dingus.

[choddo]

Bald twot