Cupid shoots you with too many arrows on your way to school, so the entire female population of the school tries to attack you. With love. And hate when they get too close and think you are looking at the other girls.
So, just like the school I went to, there are no other boys and all the girls are fit.
It's an on-rails shooter, with a zoom to target function for more accurate zoned hits - queue "I'd hit" jokes etc.
Firstly, load times are pretty horrendous, especially during the 3 second tutorial bits at the start. Eventually the stages become longer than the loading though
At first I was sat there pounding my crotch (where the pad was resting - you hit A to fire), thinking this is rubbish. Which it probably is. But after a while, I'm realising I need to be more careful and go for the sweet hits to build up the love guage and to avoid getting hit by literal love "letters" flying through the air at you. And started treating it like a game, and enjoying myself. Expectations were not high though, so it wasn't difficult to exceed my expectations.
If it gets a bit overwhelming, your Y button special, selects the targetted chick and gets you to find her particular favourite body parts to be attacked?/hammered? er... tickled? God knows.... anyway, max your minigame battle guage to zoom in for max upskirt viewage and finally deal the devastating death blow er... no.... love blow... er no.... help.
Loads of entirely skippable text. No idea what the multiple guess stuff does though. Dating game style questions I guess?
The 2nd end of level boss er, no... librarian with miniskirt on ladder was pretty tough and I didn't get the reveal.
Pros:
Upskirt
Hot* schoolgirls
Lots of hot girls in skirts and gym kit
Con's:
Light gun rail shooter without the light gun. Should have been on the Wii, with a phallus gun included in the pack or something.
Dreadful amount of thankfully skippable chit chat.
*Hot = the usual schoolgirl physique with 3 different sized boobs (not on the same one though....) and different coloured hair etc.
I'm thinking the high score wanking might not be enough to pull this one out of the gutter.
If you've ordered it already, enjoy, otherwise I'd say wait for it to drop in price if you fancy this, because it's not really a deep enough system once you peel the eyecandy away. I had a short amount of fun, but can't imagine ever playing the whole game more than once through.
Where does it fit into the general scheme of things? Not as good as Super Galdelic Hour, but better than Come On Baby.
So, just like the school I went to, there are no other boys and all the girls are fit.
It's an on-rails shooter, with a zoom to target function for more accurate zoned hits - queue "I'd hit" jokes etc.
Firstly, load times are pretty horrendous, especially during the 3 second tutorial bits at the start. Eventually the stages become longer than the loading though
At first I was sat there pounding my crotch (where the pad was resting - you hit A to fire), thinking this is rubbish. Which it probably is. But after a while, I'm realising I need to be more careful and go for the sweet hits to build up the love guage and to avoid getting hit by literal love "letters" flying through the air at you. And started treating it like a game, and enjoying myself. Expectations were not high though, so it wasn't difficult to exceed my expectations.
If it gets a bit overwhelming, your Y button special, selects the targetted chick and gets you to find her particular favourite body parts to be attacked?/hammered? er... tickled? God knows.... anyway, max your minigame battle guage to zoom in for max upskirt viewage and finally deal the devastating death blow er... no.... love blow... er no.... help.
Loads of entirely skippable text. No idea what the multiple guess stuff does though. Dating game style questions I guess?
The 2nd end of level boss er, no... librarian with miniskirt on ladder was pretty tough and I didn't get the reveal.
Pros:
Upskirt
Hot* schoolgirls
Lots of hot girls in skirts and gym kit
Con's:
Light gun rail shooter without the light gun. Should have been on the Wii, with a phallus gun included in the pack or something.
Dreadful amount of thankfully skippable chit chat.
*Hot = the usual schoolgirl physique with 3 different sized boobs (not on the same one though....) and different coloured hair etc.
I'm thinking the high score wanking might not be enough to pull this one out of the gutter.
If you've ordered it already, enjoy, otherwise I'd say wait for it to drop in price if you fancy this, because it's not really a deep enough system once you peel the eyecandy away. I had a short amount of fun, but can't imagine ever playing the whole game more than once through.
Where does it fit into the general scheme of things? Not as good as Super Galdelic Hour, but better than Come On Baby.
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