most rubbish beat-em-up characters

[brokeback]

Inspired by the the other topic, I thought it would be a simply super idea to devise this exciting new thread!

for every cool character there will always be a couple of completely **** characters.

Let me start the ball rolling with these suggestions:

sean (sf3) I what an absolutely wank character. he plays crap and he looks rubbish.

that army dude from garou (his stage is a poorly animated helicopter) he offends me to the Nth degree.

Freeman (garou) big buck teeth, loads of spots and a nose that looks like a bum.

[anephric]

Angus MacGreggor from Kasumi Ninja.

A farting Scotsman. I rest my case.

[Miguel007]

Stryker from Mortal Kombat 3.

[brokeback]

how about tron bon from mvc2?

and that white piece of plastescine from sf3. He can **** right off.

I also hate 'fish master' from the darkstalkers games.

*note how i don't even remember the names of these characters? that's how little respect I have for them.

[brokeback]

Stryker from Mortal Kombat 3.

Oh my god! yes. and ****ewolf. oh, and shiva. and all the mk characters actually.

and any of the clayfighters and eternal champions games

[Pacman555]

Dont forget that naked woman with the bear floating behind her in Tekken Tag ;p

[goldbricker]

I think in the right hands Sean can be a pretty good character...

[brokeback]

I think in the right hands Sean can be a pretty good character...

which hands might they be? a gay child molesters, with down's syndrome?

[taurusnipple]

Oh my god! yes. and ****ewolf. oh, and shiva. and all the mk characters actually.

and any of the clayfighters and eternal champions games

Totally agree, all characters from all the MK games. Utter crap. From the modelling/animation to the general wankness of their appearence. So bland. Think that's the problem.

Dan's a wanker too. The fella from SF2 Alpha. Wears a pink outfit, screaming 'oot taai!' or something. He's a wanker in a good way though, just a Ken/Ryu rip-off imo.

[Square]

T-Hawk from SSF2. He can **** right off.

[Kizzycrew]

Dan has to have been a joke. How could, hm, ANYONE take him seriously?
He had mini fireballs and a crappy kick, WOO
DAN FOR TEH WIN... NOT!

Fei Long from SSF2. Boring and useless imo. and the Bear from Fighting Vipers.
However, the appearance of Janet from Virtua Cop in Fighters Megamix was damned cool. Even if she was a copy of some other character I can't remember. Wasnt she supposed to play like Aoi from VF3?

[anephric]

Fox from 3DO Way of the Warrior...

http://www.gamewinners.com/GFX/wayofthewarrior-fox.jpg

[babs]

Benimaru

[Leon Retro]

All the characters from Body Blows:



Terry Bogard circa 92

[babs]

Heh remember Power Athlete (called something else as well), or how about Fighting Masters on MD. My mate ordered that and we were so desperate to play it, we'd basically run home from school every day for about 3 weeks to see if it had arrived. The characters and moves were abysmal in both, with the exception of Dio in Fighting Masters who was a plant a la Little Shop Of Horrors.


Power Athlete

Fighting Masters