Unrepentent from my message in the Tell us when you buy old junk thread. I would like to state my opinion on the Neo Geo Pocket.
Now if I was the Chairman of SNK at the time I would have given the designers and marketing people of SNK a tanto each and told them to commit seppeku.
Stupid design issue 1 - Make the screen monochrome. At the time seemed like a good idea, however the Gameboy *COLOR* was released in the same time frame so that ruined it.
Stupid design issue 2 - 2 Buttons, I mean WTF do you designers not look at the Machine that made SNK famous? I can't see any design issues with having 4 buttons but no lets go back to the NES days guys and have two buttons. Anyone that says two buttons is enough is smoking strong weed.
Stupid Marketing issue 1 - Make lots of hardcore games for the machine. For the hardcore gamers it is heaven, sadly the causals are more important in the world as they have the money, there is a reason why Pokemon is the best selling game of all time.
Stupid Design issue 3 - Decide that the Monochrome version was a bad idea and do a color version. Look guys look at the Neo Geo CD and decide it is a bad idea. Look Bandai who have lots of things that they can licence and have a ton of money more then you are doing their own console and it's designed by Mr Gunpei and it is released in the same time frame you bunch of geeky dorks.
Stupid Marketing issue 2 - Release the colour in the UK and US way after the event. The Sales figures against the Gameboy Pocket were pathetic.
Stupid Marketing issue 3 - Decide that the UK and US market is worth **** and pull the machine but still waste a ton of money doing new games. Clever you stupid dorks!
Okay maybe the Hyper Neo Geo 64 was also another waste of effort but the Neo Geo Pocket was just laughable in it's timing.
And the games, yes there are one or two nice games on the system but the beat 'em ups just feel to much like SD Nonsense fighter X, lets face it Fighters just don't work on handhelds for a number of reasons and anyone who things they do is deluding themselves. Neo Turfmasters is a nice golf game but you're spoilt for choice of golf games on the Gameboy, even Metal Slug isn't going to save it. Still if you get bored you can always play the many Pachislot games on the NGP. I have a spare Tanto is anyone wants to buy one.
Now if I was the Chairman of SNK at the time I would have given the designers and marketing people of SNK a tanto each and told them to commit seppeku.
Stupid design issue 1 - Make the screen monochrome. At the time seemed like a good idea, however the Gameboy *COLOR* was released in the same time frame so that ruined it.
Stupid design issue 2 - 2 Buttons, I mean WTF do you designers not look at the Machine that made SNK famous? I can't see any design issues with having 4 buttons but no lets go back to the NES days guys and have two buttons. Anyone that says two buttons is enough is smoking strong weed.
Stupid Marketing issue 1 - Make lots of hardcore games for the machine. For the hardcore gamers it is heaven, sadly the causals are more important in the world as they have the money, there is a reason why Pokemon is the best selling game of all time.
Stupid Design issue 3 - Decide that the Monochrome version was a bad idea and do a color version. Look guys look at the Neo Geo CD and decide it is a bad idea. Look Bandai who have lots of things that they can licence and have a ton of money more then you are doing their own console and it's designed by Mr Gunpei and it is released in the same time frame you bunch of geeky dorks.
Stupid Marketing issue 2 - Release the colour in the UK and US way after the event. The Sales figures against the Gameboy Pocket were pathetic.
Stupid Marketing issue 3 - Decide that the UK and US market is worth **** and pull the machine but still waste a ton of money doing new games. Clever you stupid dorks!
Okay maybe the Hyper Neo Geo 64 was also another waste of effort but the Neo Geo Pocket was just laughable in it's timing.
And the games, yes there are one or two nice games on the system but the beat 'em ups just feel to much like SD Nonsense fighter X, lets face it Fighters just don't work on handhelds for a number of reasons and anyone who things they do is deluding themselves. Neo Turfmasters is a nice golf game but you're spoilt for choice of golf games on the Gameboy, even Metal Slug isn't going to save it. Still if you get bored you can always play the many Pachislot games on the NGP. I have a spare Tanto is anyone wants to buy one.
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