The second in my zany 'Let's Revisit' series, I've decided to do things a little different this time. The game is Gynoug (also known as Wings of Wor) and because it poses a considerably sterner challenge than Dynamite Duke (which is about as hard as punching your way out of a wet paper bag), I'm going to tackle this one level-by-level. So not only do you get more screens for your money, but it means I can keep adding to the thread over a period of days/weeks/years.
Although I'm hoping that my gaming skillz haven't aged so badly that it will take years, obviously.
So, here goes.

That's your dude there. He looks a lot less impressive when you actually start playing.

See what I mean? Also, some of the enemies in this game are completely bonkers. I mean, what are these things supposed to be?

And these? Deadly mushrooms that fall on your head? You can tell this is by the same team that did the PCE weird-fest that is Cho Aniki, can't you?

Ok, things are settling down now. A dog appears to be emerging from the ground and these little red baddies only take one shot to kill - trouble is, they swarm you like so. The bastards.

Ok, mid-boss time. If there's one thing that Gynoug does really well, it's boss battles. This dude doesn't take much to kill, but he sure looks cool.

The big issue with this game is that when you're not fighting bosses, it's actually a bit on the dull side...****! Spider and snail double team!

The weapon system is pretty terrible, TBH. You only have one shot, but can collect icons that change which direction it flies in. Whoopie. This is one of your 'magic shots', which although it sounds like some kind of porn reference, is actually a spinny death thing.

I have no idea what this is. Looks a bit like a cock spurting liquid, if you're prone to thinking along those kind of lines.

Ok, end of level boss...this guy looks seriously evil and I still remember the first time I saw him gracing the pages of Mean Machines. He takes up the entire screen, limiting your movement, which isn't too much of a problem as he dies pretty quickly.

THWACK! As you can see I've taken his head clean off. TBH the first level isn't great, but it does get better.

Tune in next time for level 2!
Although I'm hoping that my gaming skillz haven't aged so badly that it will take years, obviously.
So, here goes.

That's your dude there. He looks a lot less impressive when you actually start playing.

See what I mean? Also, some of the enemies in this game are completely bonkers. I mean, what are these things supposed to be?

And these? Deadly mushrooms that fall on your head? You can tell this is by the same team that did the PCE weird-fest that is Cho Aniki, can't you?

Ok, things are settling down now. A dog appears to be emerging from the ground and these little red baddies only take one shot to kill - trouble is, they swarm you like so. The bastards.

Ok, mid-boss time. If there's one thing that Gynoug does really well, it's boss battles. This dude doesn't take much to kill, but he sure looks cool.

The big issue with this game is that when you're not fighting bosses, it's actually a bit on the dull side...****! Spider and snail double team!

The weapon system is pretty terrible, TBH. You only have one shot, but can collect icons that change which direction it flies in. Whoopie. This is one of your 'magic shots', which although it sounds like some kind of porn reference, is actually a spinny death thing.

I have no idea what this is. Looks a bit like a cock spurting liquid, if you're prone to thinking along those kind of lines.

Ok, end of level boss...this guy looks seriously evil and I still remember the first time I saw him gracing the pages of Mean Machines. He takes up the entire screen, limiting your movement, which isn't too much of a problem as he dies pretty quickly.

THWACK! As you can see I've taken his head clean off. TBH the first level isn't great, but it does get better.

Tune in next time for level 2!
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