The Commando Appreciation Thread

[spagmasterswift]

Was it "You should have been better ARMED!!"?

[anephric]

'Not so handy now!'

'Hold this for me!'

[anephric]

'You a farmer? Have a couple of acres!'


My single most favourite line in an Arrrnie film ever... bliss.

[Tom Salter]

My favourite line is that one from the link Saurian posted >_<

You want to **** with me? You're a ****ing CHOIRBOY compared to me! A CHOIRBOY!!!RAROAOROAOROAO!!!

No idea what film it's from though :P

[Chadruharazzeb]

THAT is End Of Days my friend. It is truly ****.

"Between your religion and my Glok - I TCHOOOZE MY GLOK"

[Tom Salter]

Ah y'see, if an Arnie film wasn't made in the 80's or early 90's, it's not worth watching.

With the possible exceptions of True Lies and Last Action Hero >_<

[anephric]

I love the bit in End of Days where he looks at his gun, looks up at the statue of St. Michael and then nods bovinely in some kind of 'spiritual' moment and drops his weapon.

PLUS the bit where he tries to nob the lady after getting the Devil inside him... bit too much like real life, imo.

[Chadruharazzeb]

I love the bit in End of Days where he looks at his gun, looks up at the statue of St. Michael and then nods bovinely in some kind of 'spiritual' moment and drops his weapon.

Do cows nod when relinquishing their weapons?

[anephric]

God, I hope so

[Sarkster]

It was just a bit of harmless fun!

[Sarkster]

btw, if being beaten to death with your own severed arm is your schtick. you need to see this film.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/deadly_prey/

[Ady]

"Hows that for geek knowledge"

The Mansion at the end of Commando was the same one used in Beverly Hills Cop!!

I thought as much! I always thought they looked remarkably similar!

Arnie lines then. Total recall;

"You think this is the real Quaid? It is..." ::bang::

That being said, how would those soldiers have known about the trick he played with the hologram in the first place?

[figflair]

Much as I love Commando and all his films, the best one-liner bar none is actually from the Simpson's McBain piss take, when he bursts of the frozen statue and says......."Ice to see you"!

[optimusomega]

Benny (cab driver from Total Recall): "Man I got 5 kids to feed!"

Arnie (handing him the fare):"Take them to the Dentist!"

Only got this after I noticed Benny's mash up teeth!

[revisedgenocide]

surely
'You ahhhh wahn ahgly mathafacker'
is his greatest?
Mind you a Commando sequal would rule. doubly so if they could shoe-horn Steven Seagal in there somewhere. maybe as a cook who used to be in the marines/navy seals/police force and is on the right side of the law.