Mmh... Interesting.
But none of what you've quoted so far (well, Spinal Tap aside -- they don't count) rivals the Italian masters of cheese metal, Rhapsody. Their music is good, but the words... Well, it's like they tried to invent the most clich?d, unoriginal, laughable fantasy setting possible, and started writing dead serious songs about it, it's... Difficult to explain. Lo and behold, here's the first verse and chorus of one of their songs, Holy Thunderforce (hint, it's not a song about the Megadrive):
And you ain't seen nothing 'till you've seen the video for this one. Well, any of their videos, to be fair -- they have one that's basically a close shot of a naked girl dancing while rubbing a (obvious replica) sacrificial dagger against her body.
But none of what you've quoted so far (well, Spinal Tap aside -- they don't count) rivals the Italian masters of cheese metal, Rhapsody. Their music is good, but the words... Well, it's like they tried to invent the most clich?d, unoriginal, laughable fantasy setting possible, and started writing dead serious songs about it, it's... Difficult to explain. Lo and behold, here's the first verse and chorus of one of their songs, Holy Thunderforce (hint, it's not a song about the Megadrive):
Originally posted by Rhapsody
And you ain't seen nothing 'till you've seen the video for this one. Well, any of their videos, to be fair -- they have one that's basically a close shot of a naked girl dancing while rubbing a (obvious replica) sacrificial dagger against her body.
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