Bad lyrics

[anephric]

Iron Maiden, Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter

"Honey, it?s getting close to midnight
And all the myths are still in town
True love and lipstick on your linen
Bite the pillow, make no sound
If there?s some living to be done"


Wtf kind of slaughter is this? The slaughter of my bhatti?

[Ady]

lol @ anephric

Probably the most cringeworthy opening lines to a song in the entire history of recorded music:

You kill me with your smelly fingers
Your smelly fingers from the sex you had on christmas day

Oh and Toni Halliday also proves that Curve sounded much better when you couldn't hear what she was singing, with this gem from one of their more recent albums:

I'm sorry for these bitter words,
But I'm in no mood to pretend,
Why should I bother with you,
When you're not even a good friend?
I'm a tosser for thinking,
There was anything more than it was...

Yet another word you should never try to bring to a song.

[endo]

Starsailor <shudder>:

"Don't you know you've got your Daddy's eyes
And your Daddy was an alcoholic"

Balls.

[icarus0]

Twist by Goldfrapp:

"I want to run away with you,
Your caravan and rabbit stew,
Don't buy me candyfloss or bears,
Swarfega fingers, I want you there."

[Jebus]

Behold the god-awful unspeakable ****ness of Athlete:

"You got wires, going in
You got wires, coming out of your skin
You got tears, making tracks
I got tears, that are scared of the facts"

Wow, deep, wires. Bollocks. And the way he sings it. Jesus H Christ, what a load of ****.

Whats wrong with that lyric exactly? It is a deep song, its about his kiddie, "First night of your life, curled up on your own" The wires are connected to the child. I actually find the song quite moving!

I have to add my vote to that Desire song, worst lyric EVER!

Baseball bats (Baseball bats)
I got somethin' for that ( I got somethin' for that)
It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)
So I dare a mother****er to come in my face

That made me laugh out loud so damn hard!

[radio]

"I met a girl. She asked me my name.I told her what it was."
Razorlight, 2005
"The pointless snide remarks of hammer-headed shraks"
Radiohead, 2003

[Crisp_Rapper]

what do i win?

CRIME MOB - In My Pink Tee


Woman: Please tell me something, are you gay?
Man: No, not at all, i'm far from it,
Woman: So like, why do people feel like they need to
keep re-enforcing that over and over?

yup in my pink tee [3x]

[4x]
what in my pink tee
huh in my pink tee
yeah in my pink tee

[Chorus:] [2x]
i look fruity in my pink tee,
weird in my pink tee
people think that i go both ways in my pink tee,
i look sweet in my pink tee,
funny in my pink tee,
got a purple thong to go along wit my pink tee,
no draws wit my pink tee,
look lame in my pink tee,
fa'get a female, i get a man wit my pink tee,

step on the scene looking lame inna all pink shirt,
why i got this pink on, when im black like dirt,
alla men flirt, i even got a pink hat,
girls wanna holla, but i dont want nunna that,
i want me a man with a pink shirt too,
so i kiss him on tha cheek and say thats my boo
how i wear a pink shirt and still feel like a man,
why i get arroused when i see killah kam,cause

[Hook:] [2x]
im fruity in my pink tee,
funny in my pink tee,
fa'get a female, i get a man in my pink tee,

[Chorus:]
i look fruity in my pink tee,
weird in my pink tee
people think that i go both ways in my pink tee,
i look sweet in my pink tee,
funny in my pink tee,
got a purple thong to go along wit my pink tee,
no draws wit my pink tee,
look lame in my pink tee,
fa'get a female, i get a man wit my pink tee,

this has been a PSA,
a public street announcement fa Shalanemy Guard[?],
no grown man should wear pink,
ya look stink,
pink is the color for newborn baby girls,
would you like your son to wear pink?
if you own a pink shirt, take it in the backyard and burn it,
real men dont wear pink,
and if you like gettin some, next time you 'bout to get some,
see what color the inside of that something is,
that will show you, that pink is for BITCHES..[MEOW]

[Pacman555]

That should be ****ing 007's theme tune ;p i always wear pink, as do all real men

[Ben-K]

I wanna be just as close as, the holy ghost is,
and lay you down on a bed of roses

Bon Jovi

[Ady]

Had to bump, as this one came back to me like some frightful bolt from the blue*

"If you're from mars, and you have a pussy, we'll **** you"

That's ICE-T's way of saying he loves women of all flavours in the painfully crass, cringeworthy and generally rubbish "KKK Bitch" song that formed part of the hammy Rock misadventure that was Body Count (he should've just left it at Cop Killer, tbh).

The rest of the song is here

[Big Seany]

How about "Big Booty Bitches" by Notorious BIG? Too $hort outdoes himself with the line:

"I pulled out my dick - she called me rude..........and then she ate it like food"

Another awful band lyrically are the Cranberries. Listen to any of their songs - there is one about John Lennon (look it up - it is hilarious) and several misguided takes on the Troubles.

[anephric]

Victory by P. Diddilicious - there's a bit where the rhymes are referred to as being "hotter than acid".

*cough* Is acid hot, filthy little manthing? Oh well, we can't blame Der Piddlemeister, after all, don't bother if he don't write rhymes, he writes cheques.

Another hotty - So Grimey (RMX) by So Solid Krrrew. I believe Megaman sings the refrain "Every girl I touch, niggaz want to be in."

Which carries so many odd homoerotic connotations I can't encompass them all.

[Big Seany]

Don't knock "Victory". It is a fantastic tune - Diddy may not set the world alight with his verse (or indeed his acid), but Biggie's rhymes in that are menacing as ****.

"A'int it funny how we only use plastic (plastic) to make classics (classics) hotter than acid" heh heh

[anephric]

There's wicked NIN remix of it. We got the real live ****!

The Son of Satan, they say my killin's too blatant,
You hesitatin', I'm in your mama crib waitin'
Duct tapin'... your fam destiny
Lays in my hands, Gat lays in my waist!

[Big Seany]

Wow - NIN remix - would love to hear that. Biggie is a legend - people forget that behind the silly East/West coast thing, and the fact he was morbidly obese, he was also a brilliantly evocative lyricist.

Round my local they have just put a few tracks on the juke - "Me & My Bitch" and "Machine Gun Funk". Just the song titles alone are excellent.

"Beating mother f***ers like Ike beat Tina"