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    Eurovision Finals Malmo 2024 - The Watch and Score thread

    Eurovision Finals Malmo 2024 - The Watch and Score thread.

    This is the scoring thread for the event on Saturday, for General Eurovision Chat, use **THIS THREAD** and leave this one for the live event at 8pm please, even if you're thinking "it means nothing to me".

    Eurovision 2024 is upon us and the Grand Final is this very weekend 11th May 2024 at 8pm on BBC One and BBC One HD. This year will Israel gets to walk away with nil-points? Has Ukraine run out of sympathy votes? Because Eurovision is political sometimes bombs don't mix with bongos.

    That aside, as we do every year (see **here** for last year's thread, we will be scoring with an overall rating out of 10. Along with the rating comes an optional Comment and Norton rating. (Paste your own witty observation on the act in question and Norton's commentary ability).

    Everyone is welcome to post up their own scores and remember this is just for fun, there are no rules other than scoring the act from 0-10.

    The finalist are as follows ...

    Grand Final Running Order

    01. Sweden

    Marcus & Martinus - Unforgettable
    Score X / 10

    02. Ukraine

    alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria
    Score X / 10

    03. Germany

    ISAAK - Always On The Run
    Score X / 10

    04. Luxembourg

    TALI - Fighter
    Score X / 10

    05. Netherlands <-------- Oooopsy, Eurovision says no and bans him for reasons.
    Joost Klein - Europap
    Score 0 / 10

    06. Israel

    Eden Golan - Hurricane
    Score X / 10

    07. Lithuania

    Silvester Belt - Luktelk
    Score X / 10

    08. Spain

    Nebulossa - ZORRA
    Score X / 10

    09. Estonia

    5MIINUST x Puuluup - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi
    Score X / 10

    10. Ireland

    Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue
    Score X / 10

    11. Latvia

    Dons - Hollow
    Score X / 10

    12. Greece

    Marina Satti - ZARI
    Score X / 10

    13. United Kingdom

    Olly Alexander - Dizzy
    Score X / 10

    14. Norway

    Gåte - Ulveham
    Score X / 10

    15. Italy

    Angelina Mango - La Noia
    Score X / 10

    16. Serbia

    TEYA DORA - RAMONDA
    Score X / 10

    17. Finland

    Windows95man - No Rules!
    Score X / 10

    18. Portugal

    iolanda - Grito
    Score X / 10

    19. Armenia

    LADANIVA - Jako
    Score X / 10

    20. Cyprus

    Silia Kapsis - Liar
    Score X / 10

    21. Switzerland

    Nemo - The Code
    Score X / 10

    22. Slovenia

    Raiven - Veronika
    Score X / 10

    23. Croatia

    Baby Lasagna - Rim Tim Tagi Dim
    Score X / 10

    24. Georgia

    Nutsa Buzaladze - Firefighter
    Score X / 10

    25. France

    Slimane - Mon Amour
    Score X / 10

    26. Austria

    Kaleen - We Will Rave
    Score X / 10
    ​
    Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 16:37.
    Tags: 2024, eurovision, malmo
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    Here we go then, song number ...

    01. Sweden

    Marcus & Martinus - Unforgettable
    Score 8 / 10​

    Either I was seeing double or playing Xenon 2.
    Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 19:23.

    Comment

      #3
      Next up ...

      02. Ukraine

      alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria
      Score 4 / 10​

      No way that armour is going to stop a bullet.
      Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 19:26.

      Comment

        #4
        Now it's time for

        03. Germany

        ISAAK - Always On The Run
        Score 6 / 10​

        Those days when you draw your moustache on and forget to turn the oven off.
        Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 19:30.

        Comment

          #5
          I believe next up is

          04. Luxembourg

          TALI - Fighter
          Score 5 / 10​

          Sometimes you get lost on the way to the King of the Iron Fist Tournament
          Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 19:35.

          Comment

            #6
            05. Netherlands <-------- Oooopsy, Eurovision says no and bans him for reasons.
            Joost Klein - Europap
            Score 0 / 10​

            Oh, no. Banned.

            Comment

              #7
              Nobody mention the war. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

              06. Israel

              Eden Golan - Hurricane
              Score 7 / 10​

              Hurricanes, collapsing buildings, like bombs in certain kinds of strips.
              Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 19:39.

              Comment

                #8
                And now to a country not bombing hospitals

                07. Lithuania

                Silvester Belt - Luktelk
                Score 5 / 10​

                So that's where Micheal Jackson left his Thriller jacket.
                Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 19:43.
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                  #9
                  If you didn't know, it'll soon be time for Spain, which is song number ...

                  08. Spain

                  Nebulossa - ZORRA
                  Score 8 / 10​

                  Eurovision proving nipples are allowed on stage.
                  Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 19:51.

                  Comment

                    #10
                    I think it might be time for

                    09. Estonia

                    5MIINUST x Puuluup - (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi
                    Score 9 / 10​

                    You've now been indoctrinated into the cult. Congratulations.
                    Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 19:55.

                    Comment

                      #11
                      My lovely horse is back

                      10. Ireland

                      Bambie Thug - Doomsday Blue
                      Score 8 / 10​

                      What happens when you let AI design your stage custume. Father Ted would be so proud.
                      Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 19:59.

                      Comment

                        #12
                        If that was a bit much, chill with ...

                        11. Latvia

                        Dons - Hollow
                        Score 6 / 10​

                        I checked, he didn't have a barcode on the back of his head. We're safe.
                        Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 20:03.
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                        Comment

                          #13
                          Let's lubricate things with ...

                          12. Greece

                          Marina Satti - ZARI
                          Score 3 / 10​

                          When people watch too much TikTok.
                          Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 20:07.

                          Comment

                            #14
                            Don't be disappointed, this country didn't do too badly in 2022

                            13. United Kingdom

                            Olly Alexander - Dizzy
                            Score 6 / 10​

                            Jockstraps - always an option.
                            Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 20:12.

                            Comment

                              #15
                              Why not clap for

                              14. Norway

                              Gåte - Ulveham
                              Score 7 / 10​

                              And that's how they entertained Ragnar Lothbrok.
                              Last edited by MartyG; 11-05-2024, 20:20.

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