Eurovision Finals Basel 2025 - The Watch and Score thread.

[MartyG]

We don't get an interval, so straight onto


14. Italy | Lucio Corsi | Volevo Essere Un Duro
Score 5 / 10

I didn't see an mirrors on the stage, or garlic for that matter. This is what happens when you write a song inside a closed casket.

[MartyG]

And onto someone who doesn't look undead.


15. Poland | Justyna Steczkowska – GAJA
Score 7 / 10

They really do need to bring back the Gladiators game show.

[MartyG]

They do have a sense of humour.


16. Germany | Abor & Tynna – Baller
Score 6 / 10

RGB cellos - is nothing sacred anymore?

[MartyG]

So a quick skit before we hear ...


17. Greece | Klavdia – Asteromáta
Score 6 / 10

The Lisa Simpson of Eurovision, just needed more saxophone.

[MartyG]

Are you already on your second bottle of vodka? Well next it's time for ...


18. Armenia | PARG – SURVIVOR
Score 6 / 10.

So you didn't call a plumber then.

[MartyG]

The hosts take to the stage for song 19.


19. Switzerland | Zoë Më – Voyage
Score 5 / 10

Definitely didn't get the call back from from Strictly.

[MartyG]

We're into the 20s so let's go


20. Malta | Miriana Conte – SERVING
Score 6 / 10

We know where all the milkshake went this Eurovision.

[MartyG]

We're getting towards the end, but there's still time for


21. Portugal | NAPA – Deslocado
Score 4 / 10

Learn to play the guitar they said, it'll get you all the girls they said. Still waiting.

[MartyG]

All the blitz of a classic Eurovision, it's


22. Denmark | Sissal – Hallucination
Score 6 / 10

Well the boots weren't bad.

[MartyG]

It's the bookie's favourite and song 23 ...


23. Sweden | KAJ – Bara Bada Bastu
Score 8 / 10

And you thought the only good thing about Sweden was IKEA.

[MartyG]

There's only three left to go, so over to


24. France | Louane – maman
Score 5 / 10

Well I'm not sweeping that mess up.

[MartyG]

It's the penultimate, it's ...


25. San Marino | Gabry Ponte – Tutta L’Italia
Score 7 / 10

Everything about this was AI generated. It's the only explanation.

[MartyG]

And finally, will going last be a blessing or a curse?


26. Albania | Shkodra Elektronike – Zjerm
Score 5 / 10

A James Bond villian and his sidekick - codename controversial fake nipple.

[MartyG]

Well we made it through yet again - I thought quite a lot of average songs this year, but my vote will go to Sweden.

[MartyG]

So Austria | JJ – Wasted Love win, which I thought was one of the worst songs in the finals. Isreal 2nd, although I don't think anyone in Gaza voted for them.