Eurovision Finals 2012 Baku - Azerbaijan - The Watch and Score thread

[Super Grover]

22 – FYR Macedonia – Kaliopi – Crno i belo
Song: oh sweet lord above! Screams like The Cradle Of Filth 2/10
Routine: none. But those accompanying musicians are winding me up with their instrument playing theatrics 1/10
Totty: 2/10 Jesus.

[MartyG]

Hold your ears it's ...


23 – Ireland – Jedward – Waterline
Song: 3 - no no no
Routine: 6 - a bit of give for the costumes
Totty: 1 - for the token fountain
Norton: 2 - you had so much opportunity. You are fail.

Which one is Twiki?

[Super Grover]

23 – Ireland – Jedward – Waterline
Song: the lunatics have taken over the asylum. 9/10
Routine: its the Ultraman twins. Leaping about like there being electrocuted. Go on boys! 7/10
Totty: It's Jedward. 11/10

[MartyG]

Only three to go and this one is ...


24 – Serbia – Zeljko Joksimovic – Nije ljubav stvar
Song: 4 - just not trying
Routine: 6 - simply for the extravagant bong
Totty: 2 - for the violin kicks
Norton: 1 - nothing, just nothing

As a job, massive tambourine banger isn't great for the CV

[MartyG]

Last but one it's ...


25 – Ukraine – Gaitana – Be my guest
Song: 7 - the quality this year has been, not Eurovison. I think we're losing the charm really.
Routine: 4 - screens are fine, interesting dress.
Totty: 5 - there was some
Norton: 6 - for cutting comment

I feel like I'm playing FIFA 2010.

[Super Grover]

24 – Serbia – Zeljko Joksimovic – Nije ljubav stvar
Song: Clarinets are the work of the Beelzebub. 2/10
Routine: dull as dishwasher 2/10
Totty: are the violinists twins? Not too bad 4/10

[Super Grover]

25 – Ukraine – Gaitana – Be my guest
Song: someone can sing at last! 8/10
Routine: energetic 5/10
Totty: are those criminals wearing skirts? Is that what they do to offenders in the Ukraine rather than sending them to prison?

[MartyG]

And finally ...


26 – Moldova – Pasha Parfeny- Lautar
Song: 6 - interesting but lacking
Routine: 8 - this is tipping up at the top
Totty: 6 - more a side dish than the main course
Norton: 7 - for almost trying

And that ends Eurovision 2012 on a more funky traditional effort. This makes me happy.

[EvilBoris]

Colin Farrell Brushes up well, I didn't know he qualified to represent Moldova.

[Super Grover]

26 – Moldova – Pasha Parfeny- Lautar
Song: I think I am getting tinnitus 2/10
Routine: indescribable. But I will try. Horrific 2/10
Totty: flexible ladies! Yes please! 6/10

[MartyG]

That's it then folks - votes for?

[Fuddle]

russia or jedwood will win.
my favourite i think is greece, and cyprus was good too.

albania nill point

[MartyG]

Russia has my vote - next the fun of the political scoring.

[EvilBoris]

I'm still sticking by Sweden

[Super Grover]

I know for certain that Humps will struggle to place higher than 20th.

Quite poor this year on the whole.

Jedward for world DOMMINATION!