Eurovision Finals Lisbon 2018 - The Watch and Score thread.

[prinnysquad]

Spain:

Rom-com sapfest number. Bloke trying to be the singer from Last Days of April. Pleasant enough. 5/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 5

[QualityChimp]

"Thanks, no thanks."
Indeed.

I've had a couple of beers. I can't keep up with the camera changes!

[MartyG]

So we're onto song number

04

Lithuania - Ieva Zasimauskaite - When We're Old
Score: 5/10

Someone used to watch Dawson's Creek and listened to too much Aalanis Morissette. What's with the mobile phones? This is what happens when you ban cigarette lighters.

[prinnysquad]

Slovenia:

Forgettable gash 3/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 5 - Horrid hair ruins a Bonny lass.

[prinnysquad]

Lithuania:

Ditchwater performed acoustically. 3/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 6

[QualityChimp]

Lithuania.
Hello Ieva!
Song's dull, but she's a minx.

[MartyG]

Performance number

05

Austria - Cesár Sampson - Nobody But You
Score: 5/10

Don't jump - it'll be over soon and you'll forget all about Logan's Run..

[MartyG]

Perhaps there's hope with

06

Estonia - Elina Nechayeva - La Forza
Score: 6/10

Clearly she used to be taller or the seamstress mixed up CMs and inches. Bonus for 80s soft focus filters.

[prinnysquad]

Austria

Young gaptooth tried hard, but it’s a bit of a blandorama. 4/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 0

[MartyG]

Okay it's now the turn of

07

Norway - Alexander Rybak - That's How You Write A Song
Score: 3/10

This isn't how you write a song. Fake news.

[prinnysquad]

Estonia

Operatic. Not bad. Dress is an aesthetically pleasing gimmick. She can sing. 7/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 7 - top eyebrows

[QualityChimp]

Estonia had a serious vocal range. Wow.

Norway is the best song of the night, so far.

[MartyG]

How about

08

Portugal - Cláudia Pascoal - O Jardim
Score: 5/10

Not quite Ready Player One - needs more Atari 2600.

Everything needs more Atari 2600.

[prinnysquad]

Norway

Enjoyed the animation (he must have practiced those marks a lot) and the funk jangle, but the rest wasn’t as good. 5/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 0

[MartyG]

Clearly the winning song is next

09

United Kingdom - SuRie - Storm
Score: 6/10

You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the contestants, not join them. You were supposed to bring joy to the show, not leave it in mediocrity.

Bonus points for battling through the hecklers.