Originally posted by Neon Ignition
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They will never go as horny with Esmerelda, and they will never go as hard with Frollo's song about his repressed sexual lust.
Honestly, the original is a bizarre movie that could only have existed because Disney were absolutely soaring after 4 movies that absolutely nailed it, both critically and commercially.
A modern live-action version will be sanitised and reworked until it's barely recognisable. But The Rock and Peter Capaldi will probs be in it, along with Matt Lucas, David Mitchell and James Corden as the little gargoyles, and for some reason it'll make a billion dollars.
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