At some point it was a couple of quid to buy on iTunes/Amazon (I grabbed it and have yet to watch...) but I don't think it's included in any of the sub services.
This took me three goes to understand so I'll just put my dunce hat on, sit in the corner and whisper "the pre-credits movie was great" while rocking back and forth.
Oh, I saw The Meg, which was fun, but underwhelming.
Nothing that Jaws and Deep Blue Sea hadn't done before, really.
Machete.
Borrowed this of Soundwave years ago and kept meaning to watch it, but finally found it and watched it last night.
It's a weird one, because the Grindhouse trailer was a joke, so they put most of the film in the "trailer" as it wasn't a real thing to spoil, but by making a full film and getting all the things from the trailer, you've seen most of it already, but would've felt cheated if something had been left out.
The cameos were great, though. Some big names in there, but Robert DeNiro, Steven Segal and Cheech Marin is a crazily eclectic cast!
It's not very PC, but there are plenty of lovelies in there like Jessica Alba.
Danny Trejo has plenty of admirable characteristics, but I don't think having a beautiful, blemish-free face is one of them.
When he had to kiss or have Jessica Alba climbing all over him, he must've thought all his Christmases had come at once.
In other Danny Trejo news, he's officially joined the Area 51 raid.
Robert Rodriguez: "OK, Daniel, this is the sequence where you seduce the badguy's wife and daughter." Danny Trejo: "Thank you, Mr Rodriguez. Are there any subtle nuances of Machete's character you'd like me to allude to that will help the viewers understand the inner pyche and his motivations?" Robert Rodriguez: "No, just make sure you alternate kissing the mouths and breasts of both of the actresses, please." Danny Trejo: "I will do my best, but we might need a few takes until I find the character's motivation."
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