Eurovision Finals Rotterdam 2021 - The Watch and Score thread.

[QualityChimp]

Malta 1/10

We are going downhill!!!

Drags of Anarchy more your thing?

UK. Bit Rag 'n' Bone Man, but not as good a singer.

Let's be honest, it could be the best song ever written but we'll never break top ten ever ever again.

[MartyG]

10 Greece
Last Dance
Stefania

8/10

I've decided that I now really like sparkly purple things. Bad green screens not so much.

[QualityChimp]

Just been berated by the wife for leering at the Greek 18 year old.

[prinnysquad]

Serbia
Blondes 9/10
t’other one 8/10

WADS. Would go all Brent/Corrs on them.

[MartyG]

11 Switzerland
Tout l'univers
Gjon's Tears

6/10

Tears in the eyes, probably from the pants being too tight - how else to explain the soprano?

[MartyG]

12 Iceland
10 Years
Daði & Gagnamagnið

6/10

Well I suppose it is dark in Iceland for 6 months of the year, what else are you going to do but knit sweaters?

[MartyG]

13 Spain
Voy A Quedarme
Blas Cantó

3/10

I guess the hairdressers haven't been open in Spain for 12 months either.

[prinnysquad]

Greece 9/10

[MartyG]

14 Moldova
Sugar
Natalia Gordienko

8/10

I'm sure there's been some back stage fun going on there - no time to dress.

[MartyG]

15 Germany
I Don't Feel Hate
Jendrik

10/10

Germany pull out a win yet again - how do they do it every year? They totally get Eurovision

[QualityChimp]

Germany is enough for me to turn over, if I'm honest, lads.

[prinnysquad]

Iceland. Blonde backing singer was alright in a geek way. 7/10

[QualityChimp]

Finland singing a Linkin Park B-side.

[MartyG]

16 Finland
Dark Side
Blind Channel

5/10

It's a good song, but we are not entertaining a Beastie Boys wannabe in 2021.

[prinnysquad]

Moldova - 8/10

Standard WADDAGE