Eurovision Finals Turin 2022 - The Watch and Score thread.

[MartyG]

Eurovision Finals Turin 2022 - The Watch and Score thread.

This is the scoring thread for the event on Saturday, for General Eurovision Chat, use **THIS THREAD** and leave this one for the live event at 8pm please, even if you're thinking "it means nothing to me".

Eurovision 2022 is upon us and the controversial Grand Final is this very weekend 14th May 2022 at 8pm on BBC One and BBC One HD. This year Ukraine gets to win the competition, not because it has the best song, but despite protests otherwise, Eurovision is overtly political and thus they will get all the points.

That aside, as we do every year (see **here** for last year's thread, we will be scoring with an overall rating out of 10. Along with the rating comes an optional Comment and Norton rating. (Paste your own witty observation on the act in question and Norton's commentary ability).

Everyone is welcome to post up their own scores and remember this is just for fun, there are no rules other than scoring the act from 0-10.

The finalist are as follows ...


01. Czech Republic:
We Are Domi – Lights Off
Score X / 10


02. Romania:
WRS – Llámame
Score X / 10


03. Portugal:
MARO – Saudade, Saudade
Score X / 10


04. Finland:
The Rasmus – Jezebel
Score X / 10


05. Switzerland:
Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Score X / 10


06. France:
Alvan & Ahez – Fulenn
Score X / 10


07. Norway:
Subwoolfer – Give That Wolf A Banana
Score X / 10


08. Armenia:
Rosa Linn – Snap
Score X / 10


09. Italy:
Mahmood & Blanco – Brividi
Score X / 10


10. Spain:
Chanel – SloMo
Score X / 10


11. Netherlands:
S10 – De Diepte
Score X / 10


12. Ukraine:
Kalush Orchestra – Stefania
Score X / 10


13. Germany:
Malik Harris – Rockstars
Score X / 10


14. Lithuania:
Monika Liu – Sentimentai
Score X / 10


15. Azerbaijan:
Nadir Rustamli – Fade To Black
Score X / 10


16. Belgium:
Jérémie Makiese – Miss You
Score X / 10


17. Greece:
Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord – Die Together
Score X / 10


18. Iceland:
Systur – Með Hækkandi Sól
Score X / 10


19. Moldova:
Zdob şi Zdub & Advahov Brothers – Trenulețul
Score X / 10


20. Sweden:
Cornelia Jakobs – Hold Me Closer
Score X / 10


21. Australia:
Sheldon Riley – Not The Same
Score X / 10


22. United Kingdom:
Sam Ryder – SPACE MAN
Score X / 10


23. Poland:
Ochman – River
Score X / 10


24. Serbia:
Konstrakta – In Corpore Sano
Score X / 10


25. Estonia:
Stefan – Hope
Score X / 10

[MartyG]

01. Czech Republic:
We Are Domi – Lights Off
Score 7 / 10

Clearly been back to the 70s to steal Richie Adler's computer.

[MartyG]

02. Romania:
WRS – Llámame
Score 7 / 10

This is what happens when you don't budget enough for material in the costume department.

[MartyG]

03. Portugal:
MARO – Saudade, Saudade
Score 5 / 10

You form a singing circle and things like this happen.

[MartyG]

04. Finland:
The Rasmus – Jezebel
Score 4 / 10

That moment when you realise you don't have time to blow dry your hair before you have to go on stage.

[MartyG]

05. Switzerland:
Marius Bear – Boys Do Cry
Score 5 / 10

Someone's been unceremoniously dumped recently.

[MartyG]

06. France:
Alvan & Ahez – Fulenn
Score 8 / 10

Fire and flames always make everything better, even tiny guitars.

[MartyG]

07. Norway:
Subwoolfer – Give That Wolf A Banana
Score 9 / 10

Mighty morphin banana rangers.

[prinnysquad]

Czechs. 5. Not well sung but the violin bow guitar was funny.

WAD? Yeah, but she’s a mess. Get a hairwash ffs.

[prinnysquad]

Romania. 5.

WAD? The two dancers, aye. Spot on.

[MartyG]

08. Armenia:
Rosa Linn – Snap
Score 7 / 10

Either a fantastic detective or a puzzle cheater in the middle of a bog roll.

[prinnysquad]

Portugal. 3. Somewhere, a campfire is missing it’s opening number.

WAD? Suppose so. Probably bore you to death, though.

[MartyG]

09. Italy:
Mahmood & Blanco – Brividi
Score 6 / 10

When you fall into a pit of McDonalds ice cream sprinkles.

[prinnysquad]

Finland. 5. Boring for a metal number.

WAD? Not with FAmmYdoDd’s.

[QualityChimp]

I'm here for the WAD-O-METER.