Eurovision Finals Liverpool 2023 - The Watch and Score thread.

[MartyG]

Eurovision Finals Turin 2022 - The Watch and Score thread.

This is the scoring thread for the event on Saturday, for General Eurovision Chat, use **THIS THREAD** and leave this one for the live event at 8pm please, even if you're thinking "it means nothing to me".

Eurovision 2023 is upon us and the controversial Grand Final is this very weekend 13th May 203 at 8pm on BBC One and BBC One HD. This year the UK hosts on behalf of Ukraine (and probably gets to win the competition again because politics).

However, as we do every year (see **here** for last year's thread, we will be scoring with an overall rating out of 10. Along with the rating comes an optional Comment and Norton rating. (Paste your own witty observation on the act in question and Norton's commentary ability).

Everyone is welcome to post up their own scores and remember this is just for fun, there are no rules other than scoring the act from 0-10.

The finalist are as follows ...

1. Austria | Teya & Salena – Who The Hell Is Edgar?

https://eurovision.tv/participant/teya-and-salena-2023

X/10

2. Portugal | Mimicat – Ai Coração

https://eurovision.tv/participant/mimicat-2023

X/10

3. Switzerland | Remo Forrer – Watergun

https://eurovision.tv/participant/remo-forrer-2023

X/10

4. Poland | Blanka – Solo

https://eurovision.tv/participant/blanka-2023

X/10

5. Serbia | Luke Black – Samo Mi Se Spava

https://eurovision.tv/participant/luke-black-2023

X/10

6. France: La Zarra – Évidemment

https://eurovision.tv/participant/la-zarra-2023

X/10

7. Cyprus | Andrew Lambrou – Break A Broken Heart

https://eurovision.tv/participant/andrew-lambrou-2023

X/10

8. Spain: Blanca Paloma – Eaea

https://eurovision.tv/participant/blanca-paloma-2023

X/10

9. Sweden | Loreen – Tattoo

https://eurovision.tv/participant/loreen-2023

X/10

10. Albania | Albina & Familja Kelmendi – Duje

https://eurovision.tv/participant/albina-familja-kelmendi-2023

X/10

11. Italy: Marco Mengoni – Due Vite

https://eurovision.tv/participant/marco-mengoni-2023

X/10

12. Estonia | Alika – Bridges

https://eurovision.tv/participant/alika-2023

X/10

13. Finland | Käärijä – Cha Cha Cha

https://eurovision.tv/participant/Kaarija-2023

X/10

14. Czechia | Vesna – My Sister’s Crown

https://eurovision.tv/participant/vesna-2023

X/10

15. Australia | Voyager – Promise

https://eurovision.tv/participant/voyager-2023

X/10

16. Belgium | Gustaph – Because Of You

https://eurovision.tv/participant/gustaph-2023

X/10

17. Armenia | Brunette – Future Lover

https://eurovision.tv/participant/brunette-2023

X/10

18. Moldova | Pasha Parfeni – Soarele şi Luna

https://eurovision.tv/participant/pasha-parfeni-2023

X/10

19. Ukraine: TVORCHI – Heart of Steel

https://eurovision.tv/participant/tvorchi-2023

X/10

20. Norway | Alessandra – Queen of Kings

https://eurovision.tv/participant/alessandra-2023

X/10

21. Germany: Lord of the Lost – Blood & Glitter

https://eurovision.tv/participant/lord-of-the-lost-2023

X/10

22. Lithuania | Monika Linkytė – Stay

https://eurovision.tv/participant/Monika-Linkyt%C4%97-2023

X/10

23. Israel | Noa Kirel – Unicorn

https://eurovision.tv/participant/noa-kirel-2023

X/10

24. Slovenia | Joker Out – Carpe Diem

https://eurovision.tv/participant/joker-out-2023

X/10

25. Croatia | Let 3 – Mama ŠČ!

https://eurovision.tv/participant/let-3-2023

X/10

26. United Kingdom: Mae Muller – I Wrote A Song

https://eurovision.tv/participant/mae-muller-2023

X/10

[MartyG]

1. Austria | Teya & Salena – Who The Hell Is Edgar?

https://eurovision.tv/participant/teya-and-salena-2023

7/10

That's what happens when you forget to turn the washing machine on and you panic.

[MartyG]

2. Portugal | Mimicat – Ai Coração

https://eurovision.tv/participant/mimicat-2023

6/10

That's what happens when you forget to set the alarm and don't have time to do your hair and you panic.

[MartyG]

3. Switzerland | Remo Forrer – Watergun

https://eurovision.tv/participant/remo-forrer-2023

6/10

That's what happens when your mum doesn't come with you to iron your shirt, you try, you burn it, the shops are shut to get a new one and you panic.

[MartyG]

4. Poland | Blanka – Solo

https://eurovision.tv/participant/blanka-2023

8/10

That's what happens when you leave your purse at home and you only have enough money to buy one glove and you panic.

[MartyG]

5. Serbia | Luke Black – Samo Mi Se Spava

https://eurovision.tv/participant/luke-black-2023

3/10

That's what happens when you play too much SingStar, believe you can sing, get selected for Eurovision by the mean clique and you panic.

[MartyG]

6. France: La Zarra – Évidemment

https://eurovision.tv/participant/la-zarra-2023

6/10

That's what happens when you walk too close to an international frisbee competition, get one stuck on your head and you panic.

[MartyG]

7. Cyprus | Andrew Lambrou – Break A Broken Heart

https://eurovision.tv/participant/andrew-lambrou-2023

5/10

That's what happens when you pick on the Switzerland contestant, force him to iron your shirt and he purposely burns it, go to hit him with your shoes which then go missing and you panic.

[MartyG]

8. Spain: Blanca Paloma – Eaea

https://eurovision.tv/participant/blanca-paloma-2023

5/10

That's what happens when you indulge in your hobby of Pony Play, get the strapping stuck, realise you need to sing a song and you panic.

[MartyG]

9. Sweden | Loreen – Tattoo

https://eurovision.tv/participant/loreen-2023

9/10

That's what happens when you're feeling really tired after binge-watching too much Xena Warrior Princess, then release you've put your underwear on the outwear, don't have time to change and you panic.

[MartyG]

10. Albania | Albina & Familja Kelmendi – Duje

https://eurovision.tv/participant/albina-familja-kelmendi-2023

4/10

That's what happens when your significant others withhold cult-like marital privileges unless you help with their passion project and without realising it, find yourself on stage and you panic.

[MartyG]

11. Italy: Marco Mengoni – Due Vite

https://eurovision.tv/participant/marco-mengoni-2023

7/10

That's what happens when you party so hard the night before you break the chandelier, find you need to hide the evidence but lack the time to do so and you panic.

[MartyG]

12. Estonia | Alika – Bridges

https://eurovision.tv/participant/alika-2023

6/10

That's what happens when you lie at the audition about being able to play an instrument, lack talented friends, find it's more difficult than you thought to learn and you panic.

[MartyG]

Halfway there ...

13. Finland | Käärijä – Cha Cha Cha

https://eurovision.tv/participant/Kaarija-2023

9/10

That's what happens when you misunderstand what becoming a vegetarian entails and you panic.

[MartyG]

14. Czechia | Vesna – My Sister’s Crown

https://eurovision.tv/participant/vesna-2023

6/10

That's what happens when you tell Czechoslovakian children that there's no future in becoming a hairdresser, find there a shortage of salons in your country and you panic.