Dont buy a peporoni and ham pizza :S
Dont choke on your farts
Dont lose your house keys
Dont knock out some random chav
Dont go round asking people "how big is your dads nob" while you are pissed\stoned out your head on your birthday night out.
Follow these warnings. and im sure everything will be dead good! Although im sure you will make a post of somthing random happening during your night out anyway have a dead good one.
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