Post your current illnesses here

[tiz]

who on earth shot you in the eye with a rifle? ouch!

[dataDave]

My foreskin has tightened up as if a certain section of it is shrinking, ffs... I had to whip out my knob in front of the doctor earlier which wasn't much fun. The last time I had to expose myself in front of a strange man was in infants.

[burntoutbanger]

My foreskin has tightened up as if a certain section of it is shrinking, ffs... I had to whip out my knob in front of the doctor earlier which wasn't much fun. The last time I had to expose myself in front of a strange man was in infants.

Did they catch him in the end?

[RuBiQ]

who on earth shot you in the eye with a rifle? ouch!

My Brother!!

Was 15 years ago, not the best fun I have had tbh. Just waiting for the guys that built Steve Austin to ring about the Bionic Eye they dont use anymore..

[kernow]

I had to whip out my knob in front of the doctor earlier which wasn't much fun.

[Spagoli]

Vertigo. If I sit down the room spins n i feel like im gonna puke, if I stand up then I fall over the room spins n I puke. Apart from a great name its no fun. I went to docs on Fri, puked up breakfast when I got up, walked to the car to doctors n puked, went into doctors room n he asked me to walk across the room which I said was a bad idea but he insisted so i humored him, stood up n puked in his room. Still he asked for it

[AaronBekir]

dont know if this counts, but i currently have a massive hangover from my drink being spiked last night. wasnt pleasant! and feel like something died in my throat!! lol.

[teddymeow]

I've had what can only be described as man-flu for the past couple of weeks.

Properly lethargic, aching joints, coughing and wheezing all the time. Over the worst now I think but I can't seem to shift the cough!

[Ish]

Other than my still bust knee there's not much wrong with me at the moment - I think giving up the booze has had a lot to do with improved health.

[RuBiQ]

Was in a car crash in Sep this year

rear ended

Currently have the back of a 80 year old woman...


About to have pyschio on it, its a proper bitch of a pain..

[MyDogSkip]

My Current ailment is a MASSIVE fat lip due to being elbowed in the face while playing football yesterday.

[tiz]

Am not sure whats up with me, problem breathing and a very sore throat hmm...

[Ginger Tosser]

Got a cold developing, will go to work and share with my colleagues as one of them was coughing his guts up last week when I popped in for a day.

[Persocom]

I've lost hair because of blood flow to my scalp. Chiropractor visit in a few days is hopefully gonna sort it, and my dermatologist visit is due soon as well.

It's not even proper hairloss... it's womany hair thinning. So I guess that's a relief.

[k0pp0]

Man-ish flu for the last 3 days. Gone from nice searing pain in back/knees/shoulders and headache to hacking up all sorts of crap during coughing (which feels particularly painful too). Doesn't help when the nipper is teething, so no sleep through the night.

What hacks me off the most is that I get this same flu/cold loads throughout the year, generally when I've just done something knackering (Martial arts seminars, lot's of late nights etc). I have no ability to fend off any cold - whereas the Missus get ill once a year if that.

Moan, moan moan etc.