Opening a closed chimney, things living inside! Now with added Bee Swarm..

[^Katsu]

Bring your birds to my house please!

[Darwock]

What you need to do is go round Katsujinken or Unwell Cats house, and get a lot of bees stuck to you. Then go home while covered in bees and shout TOMMY GUN! You can then fire the bee bullets at the birds and voila.. 2 problems solved. Failing that your bees will work as a layer of protective armour allowing you to tackle the birds in hand to hand combat.

[Spatial]

What you need is that Dr Doolittle fellow. I hear he's quite good with animals.



" Oi! You bees! Go on, **** off!"

[charlesr]

[beekeeper]I like my women like I like my coffee. Covered in bees......[/beekeeper]

Substitute "women" for birds in this case though.

I've got plenty of bees here. Escorted 2 out of the building yesterday. Dozy sods completely hammered on cherry blossom pollen.

[^Katsu]

I hate these lil pollen suckin feckz! i Don't even haz flowers Why me, Unwell Cat had tv issues I don't

[Unwell Cat]

Ok, an update. I've had the chimney completed repointed and capped. I've had all the lead flashing replaced around the chimney and the builder assures me that there is no way they will get back in when they return April time. I bloody hope so as the wife the just fininshed decorating the bee bedroom and I've fitted an ornamental cast iron fireplace (which I've made removable just incase)

In August time we did have hundreds of tiny black flies coming out of the chimney for about a month but non since. Occasionally we will hear a thud from inside the chimney and a sweet honey / soot smell and I have to reach inside to remove the fallen honeycombe but no buzzing, no maggotts (dead or alive) so far.

[Spatial]

So effectively the bees are treating you like a rubbish man? Throwing their trash down your chimney and getting you to clean up after them?

I tell you one thing, I wouldn't stand for that. Get up there and teach them who's part of the superior species on the planet!

edit: customary Bee's video for this thread being resurrected:-

[^Katsu]

Since leaving my Bee invested old place, my current flat has these beasts lurking

[gunrock]

Since leaving my Bee invested old place...

Bee invested? I guess honey's not bringing return on expenditure like it used to, eh? Bee landlords, well I never...

[^Katsu]

Bee invested? I guess honey's not bringing return on expenditure like it used to, eh? Bee landlords, well I never...

Indeed the start of my economic down turn, I am Beeing far more careful with money now

[Spatial]

Keep cracking those types of jokes and someone's going to tell you to buzz off.

[^Katsu]

What kind of stinging remark is that? I will beecareful that buzzn't happen.

[Ady]

[Decider-VT]

So does this mean that they'll move into the neighbour's chimney in April?