The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Big Seany]

Just had a pron spam with the title: "ASIAS FINEST HOLES (not golf)"

Brilliant.

[Dezm0nd]

Does anyone else go fart crazy when they eat a pizza?

[TahClimaX]

MR.T wins by miles *


*a mistake post.

[TahClimaX]

Mr. T

[nietzschedancing]

Just had a pron spam with the title: "ASIAS FINEST HOLES (not golf)"

Brilliant.

Still, holes well worth visiting, for putting or otherwise.

[Briareos]

Does anyone else go fart crazy when they eat a pizza?

About ten hours after, yes.

[MattyD]

Does anyone else go fart crazy when they eat a pizza?

Maybe you're lactose intolerant? Not many people realise it but most adults are unable to properly digest milk and dairy-based produce as your body stops producing the necessary enzymes at around two years old.

[dataDave]

I'm simply Everything Intolerant. I eat all the ****e going without ever becoming a lazy fat bastard.

On the downside I can be on 5-6 full nutrition meals a day, as well as lifting weights, and never put weight on.

My grandad has the answer... he simply refers to me as being a 'Big Jesse'. Well, that fixes things.

[Dezm0nd]

Maybe you're lactose intolerant? Not many people realise it but most adults are unable to properly digest milk and dairy-based produce as your body stops producing the necessary enzymes at around two years old.

heh i didnt mean instantly start trumping, takes until the next morning. its kerrazy! although i do think dairy products have an effect on my guts, will have a look at that link, cheers

[VR46]

----- One-Question IQ Test


Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should
spend the rest of your day......

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself
to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.


Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Think about it first
before scrolling down for the answer...























































He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of
sunglasses"


If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a day.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Hmmm, moral dilemma for the shopkeeper.

Does he sell the guy the glasses or does he just come out with it and tell him he's not only blind, but black and Elton John plays a better piano than him?

I heard he once went into a Jewlers, dropped his cock on the counter.

'I'm sorry Sir, this is a clockshop, not a cock shop'

'I know, could you stick two hands and a face on that!'

[Dezm0nd]

To anyone in london today

Pick up a copy of the free newspaper london lite and turn to page 3... I'm not sure if this is on the web, but Jay Kay from Jamuiroqiaiauia is decking some papparazi and the pictures are mental

[Alastair]

This?

[jimmbob]

Lol, brilliant, just brilliant.

[Alastair]

Or better like this?