The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[PeteJ]

Have to say who cares about the fat problem? If fat people want to eat junk let them they are happy, the day the joy of that mars passing their lips is less fun than becoming diabetic, getting cellulitus, sores, knee replacements, ankle replacements, crap clothes, sweating from standing up, being stared at, being teased, gradually losing all self respect, being unable to sit in a seat in public without the person next to you being pissed off and giving nasty glances, being unable to talk without wheezing so even people on the phone know your fat is the day we dont have to worry about obesity. Till then leave the fatties alone! clearly they are not stupid they know eating sh!t makes them that way and they dont care. OK now i'll sit back and wait for the abuse......oh but please dont give me the its glandular thing I only eat salad, so do cows and look at the size of them, its how much you eat!

Blimey. Has a fat person pissed you off today?

[Spagoli]

Not at all in fact I couldnt care less about them thats the point, what p!sses me off is that I have to keep seeing them on TV desperate to lose weight asking whats the secret! its no mystery you dont need Fat Club, Ian Wright or Jamie Oliver, or even low fat food you just need to stop eating the damn stuff!

[VR46]

worksafe flash game

http://www.nudisttrampolining.com/

[rumbletum]

Have to say who cares about the fat problem? ........................................

.........................OK now i'll sit back and wait for the abuse......oh but please dont give me the its glandular thing I only eat salad, so do cows and look at the size of them, its how much you eat!

YOu should take a read of this article

Die Fatty Die / An Open Letter to Pathetic Fat People

[MattyD]

If you eat 1kg of food why aren't you immediately 1kg heavier?

It takes ages to squeeze through your colesterol-clogged arteries so it can reach your fat ass

Seriously though: up to 70% of the weight of many foods is all moisture, but also, the way your body uses and stores food energy means it doesn't translate one-for-one from the weight to your body weight. Fat cells for instance contain up to four times as much water as substance, which is why eating relatively compact and lightweight foods like a 60g mars bar can still make you put on weight than eating a bagful of salad (which is all water anyway).

[SubparMario]

A drink called AdeZ is being advertised on TV. Nice!

[J0e Musashi]

I'm an excellent driver. I drive slow on the driveway.

[Nijo]

worksafe flash game

http://www.nudisttrampolining.com/

How strange. Just 3957 but that was random button mashing.

[VR46]

made me laugh

Subject: Double Dose


A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of
viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

"Why not?" asked the man.

"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.

"But I need it really bad," said the man.

"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.

The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday;
my ex-wife will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday.
Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you
have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you
to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"
The man said, "No one showed up.."

[jimmbob]

Ever wondered what happened to Screech?
He's done a sex tape!

Saved by the Bellend!

SFW.

[spagmasterswift]

Just scored tickets to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy marathon screening Saturday night from 9pm at the iMax o_O

Best try and score some speed too >_<

[VR46]

file names say it all

[Nijo]

Just scored tickets to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy marathon screening Saturday night from 9pm at the iMax o_O

Nice. Is it otherwise sold out?

[spagmasterswift]

Not sure, got press tickets

[Rossco]

Wow that would be cool. You'll be up til about 7am. Enjoy.