The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[djjimbob]

My old corsa was a cinch for that. Pop-click off you go.

No power steering mind, had arms like Arnie after a year.

[Alastair]

All modern cars are a right bitch, I've heard Golf's are particularly difficult and require a dealer visit or the purchase of a specific tool.

My Puma needs to have the whole headlight unit removed from the car and then split in two to get to the bulbs. The first time I did it it took about an hour and a half but now I know what to do I can swap one side in about 20 mins.

I did one on my sisters CLK once too, would have been easy if I had the hands of a five year old!! The actual release was a doddle but the gap behind the light unit was only about an inch and a half!

[J0e Musashi]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1426435

[kernow]

Joe, you really should learn how to use other characters in that.

[J0e Musashi]

Joe, you really should learn how to use other characters in that.

If somebody would bloody tell me, instead of keep saying you should find out how I flipping would, wouldn't I!

[Kieran76]

I am still without an internet connection at my new house and am sat in the strangest, dirtiest internet cafe in the world. I needed to come here to do some online banking but I reckon the bloke who owns the place will be straight online after me robbing my details.

[thebuddahman]

Just think of the dirty sweaty men who've sat there before you, touching each key with their foul masturbating hands!

[djjimbob]

I am still without an internet connection at my new house and am sat in the strangest, dirtiest internet cafe in the world. I needed to come here to do some online banking but I reckon the bloke who owns the place will be straight online after me robbing my details.

Is that the one at the end of Selby high street? If not, I win.

[J0e Musashi]

Lol, somebody just said to me. "You asshole, don't **** with me you little wank!" I said "You big fat!" in a Borat voice and walked off laughing.

[MartyG]

Make Andy Murray look like a moron - vote for "Cut your hair yourself" in his online poll

http://www.andymurray.com/hair-poll/

[Spatial]

Lol, somebody just said to me. "You asshole, don't **** with me you little wank!"

Isn't that a lot of harsh language for someone to be using so early in the morning?

[Kieran76]

Just think of the dirty sweaty men who've sat there before you, touching each key with their foul masturbating hands!

Don't say that I am back in there now!

[Rossco]

Don't say that I am back in there now!

[Alastair]

http://local.live.com/

Microsofts take on google maps. The aerial photography bit (map view -> aerial) is much better than Googles away from city centres. I can make out my patio/garage etc rather than just a blur now.

Is great for spotting what neighbours think they're posh with a pool

[VR46]

Any of you got today's Sun nearby ? think it?s page 12, new American Burger, 8,000 calories, 2lb of beef, bacon, cheese blah blah blah, it?s called the Triple Bypass Burger, goes down a treat with their Flatliner fries I?m told.

And if your feeling ill, there is a wheelchair at the door you can sit down on whilst waiting for the ambulance to arrive.

Nice.

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/home.htm

See you there.