When I was younger I'd hear people say that and assume they were talking rubbish, but I started noticing it not long after turning 20!! If it speeds up any more after I turn 30, the rest of my life is going to feel like 15 minutes 
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Life deffo speeds up when you get past your mid twenties. I have lived in London for 18 months now, but it only feels like 6 months or so.
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We have loads of cakes and spicy 'things' at work today due to Diwali, would rather have the day off though!
That mower is amazing, unless it comes with at least a mini V8 I'm not interested!Comment
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You have been warned !
22 Awful Old Groans
1. Two blondes walk into a building.......... you'd think at least
one of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy
marijuana, simply press the hash key..."
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for
shorts. The shrink says: "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.
5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him £50 that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said: "No, the Steaks
are too high."
6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled
him in.
7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted:
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied: I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".
8. I went to a seafood disco last week...... and pulled a muscle.
9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft
and it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and
heat it.
10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds-and-thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says: "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'. "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome''. ' Is it common? '. "It's not unusual."
13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there
anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at
him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says: "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because
he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"
14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my
backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."
15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom, boom!
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give
me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people
in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad, or
my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think
its Colin.
19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other
one says: "So are you, you fat bast**d!"
20. Police arrested two kids yesterday - one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was
nice."
22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several
places". The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"Comment
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Can we add our worst jokes?
23. "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of cutains" "Pull yourself together!"Comment
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Some of those made me laugh, I will try to casually slip a few into conversations today. I am **** at telling jokes though.Comment
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Ive been playing Grandia for about 3 months now on and off, im SO committed that im not allowing myself to play any other game, but its doing my nuts in....... why?
cos its taking forever............ Pfft......... im obviously gonna play to completion, but ive only done 1 of the bonus dungeons and i cant be arsed doing the other 2 'secret' dungeons cos well, the game is taking long enough as it is.
Dont get me wrong i love teh game, but im only really revisiting teh game so i can finally say ive completed it and get some closure on it. As ive mentions countless amounts of times on here that when i originally played it on teh Saturn (in japanese) those many moons ago, i got to a point where i was pretty much at the end of the game (i think) thenmy Saturn battery Konks out on me! As a result, i have not bottered to go back.
A friend of mine gave me his Pal Ps1 copy and only now, about 10 years later have i thought 'i know i'll kill a ghost' and finally complete the beeswax!
Im currently 60 odd hours in (thanks to some hours of levelling up) My characters are not weak, but they aint that strong either.
I dont think i would get so frustrated at the game if the game didnt crash randomly in battle every so offen! YES my 'friend' gave me a heavily scratched version which im painstakingly going through, and reluctant to buy another one just to complete the game.
Ive just completed the J base and Zil Padon has just been smashed to bits, if that makes sense to anyone. So im thinking im near the end soon, even though i STILL have not reached the point i got up to 10 years ago yet. >_<
Jus thought id get it off me chest...........
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What did the electricians wife say to him when he returned home at 4am?
"wire you insulate?"Comment
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Does anyone know what will happen if you drop a nuclear bomb in a black hole?
It's a question that's bugging me, and sadly I do not have the resources needed to test it out.Comment
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lack of oxygen/combustion probably means it will be a very small nothingOriginally posted by Hasan Hadi View Post
personally i prefer the term quantum singularity myself
save youself some money and participate in dwarf toss 07Comment
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Damn, that sounds so lame. I thought it would create a continuous chain reaction of black holes until it devours everything.Originally posted by buster_broon View Post
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What would happen if you put a black hole inside another black hole?Comment
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you would punch a hole in space - event horizon can do thisOriginally posted by EvilBoris View Post
gravity drive
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