The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[SuperDanX]

Cool man, not saying theres anything wrong with it, just wondering

[spagmasterswift]

Porn is OK, flowers not so...

[funkydan]

I don't think it really matters either way - my mate is not likely to be expecting anything from me and will therefore be as pleased as punch to get a gift, and probably quite chuffed to have a stylophone....I know I would be!

[spagmasterswift]

I'm blatantly gonna get my mate one for his birthday - its the ideal gift, cheers for the linky.

[D J Kix]

Candidate for most read BBC News article of the day:

Great tits cope well with warming

[VR46]

Quality headline from the beeb

Got stopped for speeding this morning 62 in a 50, copy and paste of an email I sent to a friend

was on the A12 (dual carriageway), clear road in front, and having queued for 20 minutes to get past the roundabout (the flyover is closed for repairs), I was a little frustrated to say the least. Good job I don’t have a decent car or I would have been doing more. Was a unmarked Mondeo, good job I’m quite cautious about the plod in my neck of the woods and had eased off a bit.

Told him the road was clear, I was in the left hand lane and not driving dangerously, wasn’t near any houses etc and he told me to slow down and don’t do it again \o/ result.

[funkydan]

I'm blatantly gonna get my mate one for his birthday - its the ideal gift, cheers for the linky.

You're welcome - use the voucher too!

Candidate for most read BBC News article of the day:

Great tits cope well with warming

Quality headline

[Big Seany]

Quality headline from the beeb

Got stopped for speeding this morning 62 in a 50, copy and paste of an email I sent to a friend

Just proves how gay the speeding laws are in this country. Holliss gets let off for that, I get three points for doing 35 in a 30. I hate this country.

[funkydan]

50mph speed limit on a dual carriageway is teh ghey!

[VR46]

Most of it is residential, but where I got pulled was fields either side so take that Mr Policeman.

[VR46]

Pupils go wild on spiked school dinners

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2846464.html

[112]

I was jus thinking, what if a celebrity became a member on here and actually used their real names as a nick with an avatar of themselves? We all assume it was random bloke x,y,z.

And jus imagine they believed that we gave a **** they was famous too! I mean how strange would that be!

Imagine it for a moment - Dean Gafferny comes on here and calls himself 'Dean Gafferny' then posts a picture of himself with Well'ard the dog and starts to rant on about his days on in Albert Sq in the Banter Topic. That would be mental!

Then again, if Jonathan Ross decided to use his own name on here instead of the one he is going by at the moment, he'd probably get his ass licked clean

Jus a thought for Friday afternoon...........

112

[Big Seany]

Has 112 been spiked with Ecstasy as well?

[EJG1980]

Never mind that, which one of you people is secretly Wossy???

[funkydan]

Im not Ross