The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Skull Commander]

Just back from my holiday to San Francisco with my WIFE!

Yes, I married my girlfriend of 5 years in secret, only telling my close family and a couple of friends. We sent invitations for a party/reception while we were away so I'm guesing a few of my comrades got a shock!

[Pavey]

Congrats dude.

[Paulos G]

Congrats!

[johnno15]

So I was watching a random episode of Smallville (don't usually watch it) and saw this fellow on it.......



Anyone recognise him?! *coughForceUnleashedcough*

Me and a friend were saying the exact same thing when we first got the demo

[buster_broon]

Just back from my holiday to San Francisco with my WIFE!

Yes, I married my girlfriend of 5 years in secret, only telling my close family and a couple of friends. We sent invitations for a party/reception while we were away so I'm guesing a few of my comrades got a shock!

nice one pal and all the best

apparently that chap on Smallville is Doomsday

[Skull Commander]

Thanks guys! Back to work tomorrow, but don't rekon I will be running at full power. Just had a 13 hour kip and still don't feel awake. Still running 8 hours behind!

[jimmbob]

Sooo, I've just moved into my new house.

The dishwasher doesn't work.

The washing machine doesn't work.

The Garage door is f*cked.

There's no carpets up the stairs, or in the bedrooms, because the existing ones were covered in... Well I don't want to think what they were covered in.

When the toilet is flushed all the pipes in the house rattle and shake, it sounds like a jet plane taking off, trufax.

I have no interbutts.

I have no Xbox Live.

A mate of mine tried to be helpful and bled my radiators while I was in the garage (Sobbing), and almost flooded the kitchen.

I have had a completion bill from my solicitors for ?990.96p.

Oh and the oven's bust. Plus I broke our Ironing board this morning while trying to sort out a shirt for work.

The phail continues, but I will spare you the details.

[funkydan]

Wow, sorry to hear about all that bad ju-ju Jimmbob - hope it all gets remedied sharpish!

[DeathAdder]

A man's home is his coffin

(Al Bundy)

[jimmbob]

Wow, sorry to hear about all that bad ju-ju Jimmbob - hope it all gets remedied sharpish!

Well, the fridge works, and there's beer in it, so swings and roundabouts...

[spagmasterswift]

Well done on the move mate! It may be a ****hole, but its your ****hole.

[Paulos G]

I hope you've got your priorities in order Jimmie. I expect to see you on Live before the week's out.

[funkydan]

NI to scrap prescription charges

This leaves England as the only country in the UK to retain the (prescription) charges

[Spatial]

Just had an email from a company telling me my latest order has been dispatched and should be with me soon.

That's nice but I haven't ordered anything or even been to your site since last year!



Looks like it could be credit card fraud time in the Spatial household one again.

****ing internets!

[Rossco]

That is a bastard. I once got frauded by guys in England using my card details to buy jewellery!