The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[Spatial]

Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' a lady's feet, and not doing your homework, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same ****in' sport. Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the ****in' foot master. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

[Rossco]

That's just weird.

[EJG1980]

It does seem a bit backwards. Surely they should give the foot massages to the pupils who act well? Then they could point out to the aggressive kids that they too would be able to have their feet serviced by a pretty lady if they stopped acting like a twat

[Nijo]

Or this:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1874459.ece?stripteasegoodness

[funkydan]

Or this:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...pteasegoodness

Silly woman, what was she thinking?! Can't believe she's not even been suspended though! The headmaster is quoted as saying that she's a valuable member of staff and would not be let go despite justified protests from parents

[ChrisF]

Silly woman, what was she thinking?! Can't believe she's not even been suspended though!

Well if she's willing to strip off for students then you gotta wonder what she's happy to do for the headmaster!

[PrayforMojo]

Why did things like that never happen to me at school?

[Ady]

Or this:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...pteasegoodness

Those German girls are dirty I tells ya!

[Kongster]

Well if she's willing to strip off for students then you gotta wonder what she's happy to do for the headmaster!

LOL!

Those German girls are dirty I tells ya!

Care to elaborate?

[VR46]

Just seen the Banana Guard on hotukdeals, now my life is complete

http://www.firebox.com/product/1530/Banana-Guard

Banana-Armour!

isn't funny in the slightest, in fact, it's quite annoying.

EDIT: I must visit Firebox more often, Poo Trumps

http://www.firebox.com/product/2201/Plop-Trumps

[funkydan]

I got that Banana Guard for the wife last Christmas as she was always moaning that her banana's got squished or bruised in her bag on her way to work. Nice idea, but she hardly ever uses it

I was gonna get my nephew Freddie, aged 5, those Plop Trumps for Christmas as he's going through stage of having an alarming interest in poo! I'm pretty sure those were created purely for pun-tastic purposes!! That, and it has the words 'plop' and 'trump' in it's title, snigger fnar fnar

[VR46]

Michael Crichton died today

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7711763.stm

[ChrisF]

Sure you mean died. But yes, sad news

[VR46]

For you Funky, two Chuck Norris Apps

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=292142337&mt=8

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=290568286&mt=8

[toythatkills]

OK guys, I think I did a very bad thing today. Morally, I'm fairly sure it was inexcusable.

I got a job at Morrisons, epic, I'm on the checkouts. A fairly old couple come in and along with their shopping they buy a Wii game, which is Wacky Races: Crash & Dash. Less than two hours previously I'd been looking at this game online after watching a Brok3n Pix3ls review of it, and it looks like the worst game I've ever seen.

I let them buy it and walk off with it. I didn't say a word.

I feel like I've ruined their lives, or worse, little Billy's Christmas. Poor kid.