The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[marcus]

His neighbours are all elderly folk, I doubt they would be out after 8pm let alone drop lit cigarretes through someones letterbox.

More ****ed up is this story I heard, I dont know the girl directly, but shes a friend of a friend.

Anyways she was out in a pub for an evening, and went back to her car in the car park, got in her car and thought nothing more of it. Just then, she was grabbed by the neck from behind by someone, in shock she struggled and managed to get out of the car, and ran off screaming for help. He paniced and ran off in the meantime. Soon afterwards, she went back to the car with the Police, and in the back seat they found a rope and a knife. He must of been watching her in the pub, seen she was alone, somehow gotten into her car and hid waiting for her. Scary stuff methinks.

[endo]

More ****ed up is this story I heard, I dont know the girl directly, but shes a friend of a friend.

Anyways she was out in a pub for an evening, and went back to her car in the car park, got in her car and thought nothing more of it. Just then, she was grabbed by the neck from behind by someone, in shock she struggled and managed to get out of the car, and ran off screaming for help. He paniced and ran off in the meantime. Soon afterwards, she went back to the car with the Police, and in the back seat they found a rope and a knife. He must of been watching her in the pub, seen she was alone, somehow gotten into her car and hid waiting for her. Scary stuff methinks.

Sounds like urban mythery... How did he know that was her car? (unless he'd been waiting for cars to arrive in the car park and checking if they had single women in)

[marcus]

Theres ya answer I reckon.

[Ish]

I had a cold all last week while skiing which my immune system was just about managing to hold off (it was highly motivated to do so!) but its given up today. Yuck.

[VR46]

Please say you did not pay to see it. Only way I am watching that film is on pirate.

No cash left my pocket no, useless bit of info for the day, 50 Pence got his name by being the only drug dealer to take coins, all the others refused, hence the name 50 Cent !

[VR46]

surely fake

This photo is a very rare one, taken by NASA. This kind of event occurs once in 3000 years. Taken with the hubble telescope.
Called "The Eye of God".

[spagmasterswift]

My birthday doesn't seem to want to end - last night an old mate came by the office with a present for me in a long cardboard box. He had already given me a lush hardback edition of The Art of War but had contact some of my work mates and got them to chip in on a Samurai Sword. Its a beautiful object but not something I thought I'd ever own o_O Its got two throwing knives in the hilt too >_<

[112]

Spag see if it works with Onimusha 3 using Wi Fi!

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[spagmasterswift]

LOL

Gonna have to find a stand for it so I can stick it on the mantlepiece

[TheShend]

surely fake

It's a false colour image, but it isn't fake.

This site has some wonderful images with explanations.

[muse hunter]

C**ts corner

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/cc/

i found this site strangely extremely funny, its just people with obvious anger management issues calling anyone a c**t and giving reasons for.

for example:


Whale in the Thames- Get Satellite Navition you stupid c**nt, it's 2006.

Sean Bean -For not naming his son Les.

Dracula- Supposedly irresistible to the fairer sex, yet the only way the undead prick can get laid is by hypnotising women. Oooh, how romantic. Date-raping misogynist pseudo-zombie ****.

Lynx wearers- You smell like ****ing loo cleaner you twat, go buy something that lasts longer than half an hour.

Homer Simpson- This talentless **** gets on TV every day just for being a drunken idiot and coming up with the odd funny line. It's not as if the **** writes his own jokes, I'm nearly sure it's the scriptwriters.
It's ***** like these that keep the real talent off our screens. People like Ronan Keating and that pig looking girl from Big Brother.

[yosai]

Got this in an email today.

orce music is human black leader, goes find studied bad leader. fire back supposedto.
allow human hard mischievous evening. embarrass friends end.
yours how allow?
mentioned few prison anybody least servants.
you night rich. force fire evening steps did, human the anything already?

[Resonance]

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/cc/

i found this site strangely extremely funny, its just people with obvious anger management issues calling anyone a c**t and giving reasons for.

...

THANK YOU. This site is awesome

[Slasher]

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/cc/

i found this site strangely extremely funny, its just people with obvious anger management issues calling anyone a c**t and giving reasons for.

for example:


Whale in the Thames- Get Satellite Navition you stupid c**nt, it's 2006.

Sean Bean -For not naming his son Les.

Dracula- Supposedly irresistible to the fairer sex, yet the only way the undead prick can get laid is by hypnotising women. Oooh, how romantic. Date-raping misogynist pseudo-zombie ****.

Lynx wearers- You smell like ****ing loo cleaner you twat, go buy something that lasts longer than half an hour.

Homer Simpson- This talentless **** gets on TV every day just for being a drunken idiot and coming up with the odd funny line. It's not as if the **** writes his own jokes, I'm nearly sure it's the scriptwriters.
It's ***** like these that keep the real talent off our screens. People like Ronan Keating and that pig looking girl from Big Brother.

LMAFO!!!!!!!

THAT SITE IS HILARIOUS!!!! i cant ceep the laughter inside.

[VR46]

harsh but so true

Mujibar was trying to get into Britain legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass it you cannot enter Britain."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and
Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am
ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, green and I pink
it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works at a call centre near you