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    Originally posted by Yoraths mullet View Post
    I had one at uni because I was convinced my room was zombie proof. Need to update now that I am in London, I reckon the urban zombie will be quicker on foot and more resourceful than the chav Hull zombie.
    i think about this all the time - i'm on the 5th floor, but the main entrance is a glass door, so when zombies hit Glasgow i'm pretty much screwed - let's hope it's during the sales and they are all distracted by the 50% off at River Island. i can reach the roof though, and by checking on Google Earth i have an escape route mapped out.

    but plans are afoot for me to move to a better protected location before the end of this year. should be ok until then, i haven't noticed anything out-of-the ordinary on the news lately - but those women killed in Ipswich did have me reaching for the rucksack and plane tickets.

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      Apparently they're having problems in Japan. They can't, or won't, make enough babies, and now politicians are getting in trouble for encouraging Japan's women to "do their best".

      I say we should write to the Japanese embassy and volunteer the services of the NTSC-UK massive in getting Japanese ladies to "do their best". As the nation's foremost admirers of all things Nippon we should be the natural choice to impregnate some fit Japanese females! It's all for the national good you understand!

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        Chinese bloke marries himself.

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          Originally posted by MattyD View Post
          I say we should write to the Japanese embassy and volunteer the services of the NTSC-UK massive in getting Japanese ladies to "do their best". As the nation's foremost admirers of all things Nippon we should be the natural choice to impregnate some fit Japanese females! It's all for the national good you understand!
          Agreed.

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            Originally posted by DavidFallows View Post
            Agreed.
            I second that with the power of the DS Cat:

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              unlimited 360 achievements!!!

              kind of...

              it's a generator like that phoenix wright thing, put in your text and then bam! an achievement

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                Originally posted by jimmie2k View Post
                It's called masturbation

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                  Originally posted by Nijo View Post
                  .. oh, and a quick hello to the girl that's stalking me across the interweb from forum to forum.
                  hello

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                    Originally posted by Nijo View Post
                    .. oh, and a quick hello to the girl that's stalking me across the interweb from forum to forum.
                    See, this needs further explaining pronto. I demand answers.

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                      Originally posted by Spatial101 View Post
                      See, this needs further explaining pronto. I demand answers.
                      just a harmless bit of cyber stalking. nothing to see here ....

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                        Originally posted by dun View Post
                        just a harmless bit of cyber stalking. nothing to see here ....
                        Blimey.


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                          A/s/l?

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                            Originally posted by jimmie2k View Post
                            A/s/l?
                            Haven't seen that in a few years!

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                              bargain at ?324,000

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                                the last hifi-choice magazine I read had a system on review for £329,000

                                I'm only a bit off (honest)

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