The Banter Thread / Banter Topic / Sean Bean

[MonkeyWrench]

It'd be funny if it wasn't fake.

[Paulos G]

I have to admit to laughing but was that really for real?

Him: 25% of the time you're on the periodical anyway.
Her: 100% of the time you're on the stupid.

[buster_broon]

unusre if it was real as well

quotes like (from memory):
him: you dont take it in the mouth
her: neither do you
him: a man doesnt have to take it in the mouth

him: american girls are happy with a 3 way relationship

Scott Mills on Radio 1 has done a few things similar trying to catch partners out

[Kieran76]

I've got a really nasty hangover, I think it's gone then when I stand up it returns with a vegence. I was planning to nip out and but Lost PLanet today but I don't think I could manage the journey or the loud explosions.

[Nijo]

Superbowl XLI

Bears ahead 7-0 after what... 14 seconds? Impressive.

[VR46]

Powercut at work this morning, paperless office and all that, could not do a thing from 8.30 'til 11.00, longest morning ever.

[jimmbob]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6331261.stm

Of all the things that I wouldn't want to find floating next to me in a swimming pool. The crocodile comes in at number 2.

[spagmasterswift]

I bet those kids got their 400 meter breast stroke badge in record time!

[Big Seany]

Woke up this morning and some chav bastard has stolen my windscreen wipers. Just to recap, that is six quid worth of windscreen wipers. Bastards!

[Crisp_Rapper]

your ****ing windscreen wipers? man, that is low.

[112]

Why the bloody hell do i keep hiccuping? These past 2 days have been a pain..........

oh, i woke up this morning to a garden full of snow, sigh...................

112

[Spatial]

God I hate waiting in for deliveries to turn up.

Any time between 8.00 - 18.00?! Could the delivery window possibly be any bigger

[Crisp_Rapper]

how does 8.00 - 18.01 suit you?

[bingowings]

looking for Swedish language courses and i came across a mad bit of political correctness. found a site, and it looks ok but underneath is a wee thing about pricing -

"...£100 per person for 2 or more students enrolling together, or for the unwaged"

unwaged? what the juddering **** is that?! is no-one unemployed anymore?

[MattyD]

unwaged? what the juddering **** is that?! is no-one unemployed anymore?

Maybe they use that term to include the retired, hosuewives, unworking disabled etc?