What do you do on the loo?

[Adam Stone]

Aside the obvious, obviously...

I personally tend to text a lot whilst doing the deed (a number 2). It's just wasted time otherwise, sitting there mindlessly with only the one aim of relieving one's bowel. Also... I may take in the laptop with me, you know, to help relax those muscles.

On a side note, when I were a child I used to have a strange habit of putting a towel on my feet. Why? I have no idea, but i must admit that even now I get a strange urge to do so.

So then! How do you guys use your time whilst on the loo doing a number 2? Read the newspaper? Check emails? Phone the people you've been meaning to but haven't had the time? Eat your lunch? Share all

[Spatial]

I used to work with someone who was notorious for marching into the work stalls with a tonne of paperwork. If you ever got a circular / document after he'd had it the chances were it had been with him during a visit to the crapper... bleurgh!

Me, I'm usually too straining so hard, whilst simultaneously trying to avoid an embolism, to do anything else.

[burntoutbanger]

Eat your lunch?

Eww!! I hope not.

[Spatial]

I may take in the laptop with me, you know, to help relax those muscles.

I've just realised, you started this thread whilst dropping the kids off at the pool didn't you?

[JazzFunk]

I keep a few old copies of Hip Hop Connection and a couple old gaming mags (The One!) in the bathroom, and usually have a browse of them whilst I coil one off.

This week, though, I've been primarily playing The Simpsons on DS whilst 'performing the duty', I've managed one full stage completion per turd over the last few days (31% complete so far).

[Spatial]

By anyones standards that's an impressive turd to completion ratio.

[Robster]

Read books, magazines, txt people.

Please note however I do have terrible piles and my consultant did mention the time I spend sitting on the crown has a large portion of the blame.

He recommends in and out asap, no reading etc.

[Mr Ono]

Read Edge or Games TM.

[EvilBoris]

How does it take long enough to do anything?

[kernow]

Usually just drop the kids off.

[Robster]

How does it take long enough to do anything?

Poor diet and low fibre= 5-10 Mins per visit

[Dogg Thang]

I was instructed by a doctor many years ago to take my time. So I do.

I used to play DS or PSP but these days it's my iPod Touch. Some music and a drawing app. I can usually get a half decent doodle done.

[kernow]

Usually just take the browns to the superbowl

[kernow]

Usually just crimp out a loaf

[Robster]

Sounds like BS to me ...................