I thought rule number 1 was...

[Spatial]

... you don't talk about Fat Club.

[NW2013]

Rule number 1 is bros before hos.

[Adam Stone]

This could actually be quite fun :-p

... Tho my mind has gone blank and i can't think of any more rule number ones! Ha

[Dogg Thang]

Don't get high on your own supply.

[burntoutbanger]

Don't talk to strangers...

...oh!!

[Paulos G]

... don't let Spatial near the grenades.

[prinnysquad]

don't force a wet fart.

[Kongster]

*farts*

[Ian(not Ian)]

Never have a bath with yer socks on

[Spatial]

... don't let Spatial near the grenades.

How dare yo... nope, actually I can't argue with that at all.

[NW2013]

Another rule number 1 is don't **** where you eat.

[Gruce]

Check yourself, before, you, wreak yourself.

[merf]

our strongly enforced 1st rule of going to the pub is 'you bring em you talk to em', this discourages the fetching along of c*nty work colleagues and the like.

[teddymeow]

The first rule of comedy - Don't telegraph the joke!

(Random Hi-De-Hi quote for you)