Jokes that get you..

[ShadowDancer]

One joke that always gets me..from the age I first heard it and still today.
Its simple...but I love it...*I hear groans a-coming*

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea..(no eyedeer) Like it needs spelling out!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea..

PMSL..yes I am that sad!

[EDDIE M0NS00N]

Never heard the 2nd 1, but yeah they still tickle me too!

Here's 1 for ya:

A snail walks into a pub. He gets to the bar, but the barman tells him: "Oi out please. We dont serve your type in here", so he leaves.

A wk later he's back again. He goes up to the bar & says: "Why's that then?"

LOL!

[Ady]

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?

A: A walk.

[Mr Ono]

What's the difference between Jam and Marmalade?




You can't marmalade your cock up a blonde's arse.

[garrz32]

What's brown and sticky?




A stick

[Paulos G]

One joke that always gets me..from the age I first heard it and still today.
Its simple...but I love it...*I hear groans a-coming*

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea..(no eyedeer) Like it needs spelling out!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea..

PMSL..yes I am that sad!

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no reproductive organs?
Still no ****ing idea.

[kryss]

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Do-you-think-he-saw-us.

[burntoutbanger]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

[fuse]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre.

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Did up..

[Robster]

3 men die on xmas eve and are stopped at the gates of heaven by St Peter
"You all have to show me something in the spirit of xmas to gain entry to heaven"

The first man sparks his lighter and says it a candle, "ok you're in" St Peter said.
The 2nd man jingles his car keys and says they are jingle bells,"ok you're in" St Peter said
The 3rd man whips out his 10 inch knob, "Why is that in the spirit of xmas ?" St Peter asks....

"Well look at it" the 3rd man replies, " Its a cracker"

[Holio]

Two Goldfish in a tank, one says to the other;


'How do you drive this thing?'


What's large and green and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill ya?


A snooker table.

Repeat to fade with large objects....

[MonkeyJuggleDX]

What's grey and can't climb trees?

A car park!

[Anpanman]

3 men die on xmas eve and are stopped at the gates of heaven by St Peter
"You all have to show me something in the spirit of xmas to gain entry to heaven"

The first man sparks his lighter and says it a candle, "ok you're in" St Peter said.
The 2nd man jingles his car keys and says they are jingle bells,"ok you're in" St Peter said
The 3rd man his whips out a pair of ladies panties, "Why is that in the spirit of xmas ?" St Peter asks....

"their Carol's"

[Spatial]

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hand in its pocket and tickle it's balls (I actually read that one in the kids section of an inflight magazine many years ago )