Little things that bring a smile to your face

[prinnysquad]

Cool. You can subtitle Japanese samurai films for me!

[kryss]

Be sure to agree a price beforehand rather than paying him by the hour.

[randombs]

No no no, you must pay by the KANJI

[Neon Ignition]

Finally found out how to book in to go into the murky depths of Manchesters abandoned underground caverns and tunnels

[kryss]

Did it involve sacrificing your first born?

[Neon Ignition]

Thankfully not... though I've watched enough horror films to know to take some form of defense down there

[EvilBoris]

Like he'd do that, how will he play the Last Guardian!?

[JazzFunk]

Was walking to work this afty and saw the guy who played the doctor in An American Werewolf In London ("just tell him I'm dead!") strolling through Leeds city centre, looking very old but very much alive and well, when I'd long-assumed the bloke was dead as he already looked pretty damn old in AAWIL and that was thirty years ago!

Didn't ask him for an autograph or owt, just clocked him then minded my own biz, think the bloke was heading into Sainsburys, and sloooowly.

[randombs]

Finally found out how to book in to go into the murky depths of Manchesters abandoned underground caverns and tunnels

Is this a joke about their public transport?

[monel]

Is this a joke about their public transport?

Or Computer Exchange, maybe even a remaining Gamestation retro section?

[Neon Ignition]

Down here

[nakamura]

A conversation with Redstar Dan on chat.

Dan: 'I suck at SNES game'
Me: 'Give them all to me then!'

Me: 'What game are you playing?'
Dan: 'Super Ghouls and Ghosts'
Me: 'What do you expect? That's HARD!'

Me: 'Have you ever played it before?'
Dan: 'No'


Bless. Made me laugh!

[EvilBoris]

I just got a new phone from work (I had it stolen on friday/saturday night)

Dialled my voicemail to hear a message that was left at 6.36am on the day it was taken and it was from my work phone itself.

All I can hear is Someone huffing and puffing and running.
Appears my crappy touchscreen blackberry had dialled it's own number (which was at the top of my contacts list because of my name) when the perp grabbed it from my car.

[Fader209]

Sorry dude, been a while since I had any exercise

[briareos_kerensky]

BBCSE, level 40 and Hakumen at 500 PSR. Working on Lambda's 600 PSR.