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So who IS the sexiest man or woman in the world?
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Originally posted by garrz32 View Post
*as measured by my eyes in a few seconds.
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Sexiest woman in the world? It's Jo Swinson.
I've had a crush on her for years. I once even asked out a woman because she looked like Swinson (best few months of my life when we dated). Actually, come to think of it, a lot of women I've dated have all looked similar to Swinson. Petite, brunette, similar features.
I don't know what it is, but you know you have that perfect archetype in your mind? A particular type of face and figure which triggers an attraction in you? Jo Swinson is the perfect definition of that. She's like the one true Goddess to rule over all the other beautiful muses of the world. Queen of the cognitive harem. Feminine baseline for other women to aspire to. The original Eve. Keeper of hearts. The exalted Prime Ministress!
At least, before she had kids. She's a little bit busty now. But a completely flat chested Jo Swinson? Yes, that is my ideal vision of perfection. As I said in another thread, imagine getting to spend your life with her as your exclusive partner? Waking up and knowing she's the only woman you'll ever wake up next to again.
I wonder if Jo Swinson ever French kisses her husband with a mouth full of melted marshmallow? Lucky, lucky bastard.
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