Robopocalypse : The thread of the future

[QualityChimp]

Bonus points: As it's bearing arms, it probably has more rights than a pregnant woman in America.

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[Brad]

Are we sure that ^^^ isn't early footage from MGS6?

[Neon Ignition]

Not fit for field work until it has two legs less and is presented to a corporate board meeting where it blows one away as part of a failed demonstration, followed immediately by it being placed into active service

[Asura]

Not fit for field work until it has two legs less and is presented to a corporate board meeting where it blows one away as part of a failed demonstration, followed immediately by it being placed into active service

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[QualityChimp]

Chess robot grabs and breaks the finger of 7 year old opponent...

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jul/24/chess-robot-grabs-and-breaks-finger-of-seven-year-old-opponent-moscow

[fishbowlhead]

So just hide until it runs out of battery (5 mins) or rounds in the rifle, 30 odd. It’ll get a few fatties that can’t run though I guess, shrugs.

[wakka]

It's a little known fact that Deep Blue actually beat Gary Kasparov by giving him a wedgie till he conceded.

[Brad]

It's a little known fact that Deep Blue actually beat Gary Kasparov by giving him a wedgie till he conceded.

Well, the exact details are unclear. Some say it was a wedgie, some say it was a dead leg but I think it’s more likely to have been a Chinese burn.

[Lebowski]

Bonus points: As it's bearing arms, it probably has more rights than a pregnant woman in America.

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Its biggest problem is recoil at the moment, it feels like the developers have created version one of GunDOG and will now refine it so it can concentrate fire on one point and move across terrain more fluidly (it fires in an upwards ark with sustained fire at the moment and is knocked back with single shots)

Imagine the day when we see footage of heavily armored GunDOGS tearing across a battlefield in packs, turning on a dime and ripping through soldiers with scary precision featuring a 360º turret on its back and razor sharp teeth and claws for close combat. its electronic brain and array of cameras able to track and find hidden enemy's in any condition even when visibility is at its poorest.

I'm more excited by the prospect of ARMORED GunBEARs bringing up the rear with heavy machine guns and tactical rocket strike capability armoured bear can leap across great distances and has a top speed to 140MPH it can also rip open tanks like their made of tinfoil.

finally we Have GunCHIMP for jungle warfare able to move silently through the tress and throws remote detonated sticky poo explosives, the ultimate stealth weapon for when full frontal assaults are not an option.

[QualityChimp]

If you could stop giving DARPA new and imaginative ways to kill us all, that'd be great, thanks.

[QualityChimp]

FFS, robot slime is out to get us next.

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[teddymeow]

FFS, robot slime is out to get us next.

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Achoo-D2

[wakka]

I would also have accepted 'Optimus Slime'.

[Brad]

R2-DGoo

[wheelaa]

Blobby the Robot.